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Dallas, TX
Joined October 2009
at a certain point you stop noticing you're drinking a Slurpee out of a popcorn bucket
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how long has your #BYOCupDay cup been waiting for its moment. cus 9/19 (today!!!!) is it’s big day to shine
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what’s your bring your own cup day strategy lookin like for this yr?
44%going practical 🪣🥣🥛
56%full unhinged ⛽🏆🧴
100 votes • Final results
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9/19 is BYOCup day
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yeah I’ve got game but i’ve also got snacks
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have u ever had a friend say no to a late night 7-ELEVEn run? yeah that's not ur friend. that's an opp.
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“looks like it’s the perfect day for a BiG Gulp” -me regardless of weather, mood, or circumstance
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the tans may fade but the BiG Bite boxes will stay in my car forever
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sun's out (BiG Bite) buns out
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if you don't want to offer me a bite...just say that (i'm gonna take one anyway)
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sorry i forgot to text back i was looking at the car pics i took at 7-ELEVEn
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not to be flirty but i got you your favorite snack without asking
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It’s National Hot Dog Day, how many BiG Bite Hot Dogs are you eating today? 🌭
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thanks for celebrating me yesterday it was fun
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it’s 7/11 day!!!!!!! everyone gets a free Slurpee on me
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It’s 7:11 on 7/11 and i’m in a 7-ELEVEn. What happens now
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so is there a big day happening tomorrow or something
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Gym Tan BiG Gulp
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Who wants a FREE Slurpee on Saturday? 👀
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