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Host of the @AdamCarollaShow on @PodcastOne. Three time @NYTimes best selling author.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2007
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He is a bigger dope than her
Listen to this insufferable leftist Megan Rapinoe making light of men playing against women in sports. That's easy for her to do now that she's retired, but if China would've had a few men on their team and stole a gold medal from her, she would've gone batshit crazy on them!
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Wake up jews. Your party hates you
Harvey Levin is a Jew who just woke up to the fact that he dedicated his life supporting a political party that hates him.
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They always look dumb
James O’Keefe on the Felony Charges for Exposing Fraud in Minnesota: This is not political. It is fundamental. It is about whether citizens still have the right to question their government. This is now a landmark First Amendment case, and every American’s right to speak truth to power has been put on the line. Weaponized lawfare does not work against me. It has always backfired on the people who come after me. Most people find criminal charges and lawsuits stressful; the process becomes a form of punishment. But I love this process because it gives me the opportunity to expose injustice at the highest levels. My foundation will be indemnifying members of the Justice League, including @camhigby for their lawful reporting. I’m calling on all Americans, and especially all journalists, to stand united on a message to the prosecutors in Minnesota: the politics of fear will not prevail in the United States of America.
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Not sure this is an accurate description
A Black couple stood on Business at their daughter’s softball game in Sugar Land, TX against an angry mob of white folks. They defended themselves… now they’re facing charges and the wife was forced to resign from her job as an assistant principal. I Hope they set up a GoFundMe.
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Court records say witness video showed Kiarious Hall hitting another father in the face with a metal water bottle, knocking him unconscious. Hall told police he was elbowed and poked and acted in self-defense, but court documents say the video did not show that. abc13.com/post/husband-w… abc7.com/story/parents-…
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That’s when the adults were in the room
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My list rank. Is not the point of what I am saying
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Who cares what you say boomer. You were a D-lister in your prime and now you’re on the Z-list.
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The country is in decline because of social programs. They start with a good purpose and get abused and entitled
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EBT MUST be changed to a very limited menu of grocery items. No more of this "buy anything you want" like people who work for it. Make it similar to WIC e.g. legumes, cheese, veg, meat, cereal, milk.
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Fast food should not accept EBT cards. Why should we pay for able bodied losers to eat food that is bad for them. Get a fucking job and eat as you wish
IT WENT FROM A SANDWICH ARGUMENT TO A PUNCH IN 60 SECONDS?? Who's more wrong here, the customer who swung or the employee who wouldn't stop? A customer tries to pay for a sandwich with an EBT card at a Subway. The employee says they don't take it, tells him over and over to get out, mocks him, and follows him to the door. At the doorway the customer throws one punch, the employee goes over a counter, and the customer walks off. Neither guy comes out of this looking good. The customer had no business swinging, no matter what was said to him. The employee had a chance to calm things down and kept pushing instead, including stepping right up in his face at the door. Once you follow someone out, you own part of what happens next. As a dad, the lesson I want my boys to take is that you walk away from the one who's trying to bait you, even when you're mad and in the right. Call corporate, take the loss, and go home. One swing can cost you a job, a record, or worse. The employee got back up on his feet, which is the one good thing in this clip.
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Roy jones jr is the greatest fighter ever created, either him or Ali, i favor him more because Roy can fight going foward and backwards, but this is the greatest fighter probably to ever live, just a true fighting machine
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Right there with you
John Kobylt is such a legend. LA doesn't deserve him. My tweets sound so much better when he's reading them LOLOL
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Agreed
Btw, this retard is worth $1.4bn and made it all in a white country.
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Is this in France ?
Black teacher attacking a White teacher in the middle of the classroom These people will bring their violent behavior/tendencies with them know matter their status Violence is their culture
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Batshit crazy liberal white women are trying to destroy the West. The “Feminists for Sharia Law” are even voting for their own demise. All because they hate white Christian men.
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Perfect
With there being at least one more game in the 2026 MLB season and less than a week until the election I thought this would be the perfect clip. The GREAT Vin Scully expertly exposes the predictable outcome of every attempt of Socialism...between pitches. VOTE RED!
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When historians ask how did it all fall apart. When we started electing crazy angry women
Y’all like your October surprise?
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I wish i had staffers
🚨 BREAKING: Nick Shirley has just released stunning footage where he PERSONALLY CONFRONTS the wife of AG Rob Bonta, Mia Bonta, who's behind the STOP NICK SHIRLEY ACT She tries to CUT HIM OFF and RUN, then her staffer steps in 🤯 FOLLOW @C_stephenmiller
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I like the hanging part
Trump Deranged psychopath Rosie O'Donnell fell for another race hoax, hook, line, and sinker without doing a minute of research! Hey Rossie, a black coach called the police on that kid's black parents because they were acting like unhinged lunatics at a scoccer game for kid's
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I factored that in
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To be fair, 90% of WNBA players don’t know their dad..
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See what happens when you don’t hate your dad
Hey WNBA this is how it’s done .. 🇺🇸
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