@aircraftcabin
 New York, USA
Joined December 2020
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Adderall Spritz
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Some people only post cat pics because they don’t have friends and it makes me cringe. You give “cat lady” a bad name
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Petit glove in pocket
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Hey cool tweets. Your coworkers are a problem, your family is a problem, your former friends are the problem. But you. You are perfect.
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@tretsletOct 21
Pensé que Adela era como chilena o así pero es eslovaca wow bueno al final all slavs are latinas
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“Mi esposo perfecto—“ girl he looks like dog shit
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Peptide for discipline when
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Tits out for Henry VIII
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NEETs are probably getting solitary confinement level brain damage
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2004 will be my year
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Perfect weekend with my bffs
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How deranged is it that French people be like “coucou” to say hello? A looney tunes language, truly
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Old man sat down next to me in an empty restaurant and is singing along to Lana Del Rey ❤️
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@tretsletOct 17
To err is human, to forgive, divine
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I live in Columbus Ohio and I wear overalls and a straw hat with no shirt or shoes every day.
Val@valfrogvalOct 15
i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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Had this crazy nightmare where a bunch of worms were hula hooping in my bed
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@tretsletOct 12
So far behind the race you think you’re winning
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I’m Russian but I’m from LA so I’m also Mexican
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Dick the Impaler@gawkcidOct 11
Good evening. “Grimes playing Singers” was a 1 hour sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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In absolutely no lifetime will it ever be my loss
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No one roasts like my best friend
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