Amy Schumer · Jul 26, 2026 · 12:24 AM UTC

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Amy Schumer@amyschumerJul 26

Ngl I’d pop dirty too..

EVIL FAWF@BravoFawfJul 25

. @amyschumer i have a drug test coming soon can you please pee in my cup

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Amy Schumer · Apr 18, 2026 · 2:58 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerApr 18

And?

Blaise ⛧

@wydblaiseApr 16

Amy Schumer revealed that in her prime she usually called men to go down on her and sends them off after because men also do that to ladies “At my peak, I called a professional athlete to go down on me and I told him to leave after, happened a couple times”

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Amy Schumer · Mar 16, 2026 · 8:50 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerMar 16

And I’d do it again…

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Amy Schumer · Mar 16, 2026 · 3:40 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerMar 16

How dare you call me unfunny…

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Amy Schumer · Mar 11, 2026 · 7:41 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerMar 11

u couldn’t afford me

troy bond jr (grand admiral)@TroyHasEbolaMar 1

Also fuck Amy Schumer while I’m at it

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Amy Schumer · Mar 11, 2026 · 7:38 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerMar 11

Unlike any “Famous Person” I have my DMs open to EVERYONE.

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Amy Schumer · Mar 11, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerMar 11

At least I’m not in the Files…

ALUNCEDO

@Mbakaza4LFeb 28

Replying to @Mbakaza4L

14) Amy Schumer proud to be a Zionist

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Amy Schumer · Jan 8, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerJan 8

And?

Dubem@du_bem8Jan 8

An American actress Amy Schumer divorced her husband Chris Fischer of a 7 year relationship and demands $50,000 per month for child support

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Toronto Sun · Jan 6, 2026 · 11:40 PM UTC

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Toronto Sun

@TheTorontoSunJan 6

Amy Schumer shows off weight loss in series of bikini pics amid divorce from husband Chris Fischer torontosun.com/entertainment…

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Amy Schumer · Jan 5, 2026 · 11:29 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerJan 5

Maybe @JohnCena will call me now? 😘

Daily Mail Celebrity

@DailyMailCelebJan 5

Amy Schumer, 44, flaunts revenge body in sizzling bikini snaps after shedding 50lbs amid Chris Fischer divorce trib.al/Nfa3SNZ

Amy Schumer, 44, flaunts revenge body in new bikini snaps amid divorce

The 44-year-old comedian took to Instagram on Sunday to share a series of images flaunting her toned physique in a range of swimsuits.

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Amy Schumer · Jan 2, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

Amy Schumer@amyschumerJan 2

Calling people ‘fat’ when your face and body are still on a payment plan is… WILD.

Dr. Jebra Faushay

@JebraFaushayJan 1

The fat Muslim version of Amy Schumer is here to teach you about learning Arabic. To that I say, no thank you. But maybe some needs this info, so here you go.