Somewhat inefficient food processor. Husband. Cat chew-toy. Nerd
Orlando-ish, FL
Joined March 2007
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Don’t wait. Don’t put it off. Make the call. Send a message. Say hello again. Life is short, and there are no guarantees you or they will be around tomorrow.
Don’t wait.
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Keep the new non-removable CoPilot button in Excel, but when someone clicks it make it open a link to “Never Gonna Give You Up”
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Sometimes I feel like Lays Potato Chips are my Kryptonite. I hope that’s not true because I don’t want to die from exposure to potato chips.
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Today I’m one of Those People, sitting in a Starbucks and working remotely. HOWEVER I have a… potential distraction from actually Getting Anything Done
#projecthailmary
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Having a “carefully watching my speed and blew through a 4-way stop with a police car right behind me” kind of morning.
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Rockville, but all the bands are playing banjos, fiddles, washboards, moonshine jugs and tub thumping
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Tourist Rocky needs its own film/series.
Hello Earth friends. Rocky taking over for short time. Rocky get ready for important Earth visit. Where Rocky should go first, question? Show Rocky where from. What humans do when other humans visit, question? What snacks? What customs? Show Rocky places. - Rocky
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The universe is funny sometimes. On Tuesday I watched the movie Arrival for the first time, then I got this in yesterday’s mail 🤔
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IT decided to “fix” something that wasn’t broken and error message emails now coming in at roughly two per second
#winning
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This morning I thought about how I hadn’t seen any lovebugs yet this season and it turns out that was a silent Summoning Spell
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