Saylor, the absolute legend, is at it again.
The man is swallowing up the Bitcoin faster than miners can spit them out.
$2.45b in the latest buy.
Cheers to the Orange god.
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THEY WANT TO FREEZE SATOSHI'S BITCOIN!
Not very cypherpunk.
But if we don't freeze them, we leave them vulnerable to quantum hackers?
Damned if we do, damned if we don't
Bitcoin won.
Now everything else is plugging into it.
USDT from 10+ chains
liquidity from everywhere
flowing straight into BTCfi
No bridges
No friction
No failed transactions
Just:
→ swap into BRC20s
→ trade Runes
→ rotate Ordinals
all from one place
This is what it looks like when
EVM rails 🤝 Bitcoin settlement
welcome to BTCfi.









