Bub the Monkey Lizard

Blas…Biddy Blas. The new James Bond has been chosen, and you better SCRIB DOON, pookie! #StarWars #ScribDoon #BiddyBlas #JamesBond @RichardSCalvert @SWGalacticRacer

Scrib DOON, starring Biddy Blas, is coming to theaters real soon! Ding dong, bookie…ding dong! #StarWars #ScribDoon #BiddyBlas #swtwt @RichardSCalvert @LucasfilmGames @SWGalacticRacer

Happy Birthday to the fantastic @TimRobbins1! 🎂🥳 For your special day, here is a special CamEiEiO, a personalized nursery rhyme to you from me! 🎶🎙️❤️ For everyone else, be sure to head to TimRobbins.com for a smorgasbord of creativity and join the family! #CamEiEiO

It was always scrib doon... #StarWars #scribdoon #BiddyBlas #swtwt

My monkey lizard is NOT FOR SALE, Kelly Clarkson! Just deal with it! 😡😡😡

Kelly Clarkson just DM’d me offering $1,000 for my Wampa rug/parka! I said not for sale, and offered my monkey lizard, @BuBtheMLizard, for free. Kelly called Bub and me scruffy-looking Nerf-herders and blocked me! 😡😡😡 Celebrities, amiright?!

🔥 Just announced from Topps: JEANS GUY Trading Card from Ahsoka Season 2! Star Wars is back!!! #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

Remember (Shmi), whenever you Star Wars, always Star Wars and SMILE! 😄 #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 “THAT’S NO MOON!” Space Force prepares for victorious domination in any and all future star wars as President Trump personally oversees the construction and completion of one of the largest undertakings in America’s history. #StarWars #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING: Barbra Streisand is voicing Darth Vader in Greta Thunberg’s Swedish Trallpunk-infused reboot of “STAR WARS: A New Hope.” Darth Vader’s new design was inspired by all the adults and leaders who stole young people’s childhoods and futures with inaction and empty words. “I wanted someone who was a towering, uncompromising force for change—an artist who refused to shrink herself and used that same fierce, unmistakable presence to demand justice, dignity, and a livable world instead of applause alone. Barb has more than proven that a voice can be both a performance and a protest. Her voice is larger than the industry that tried to contain her and is unwilling to treat human suffering or the destruction of the planet as someone else’s problem,” Thunberg told some fake sources. #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

Congratulations to the Maker, George Lucas, on the opening of his Museum of Narrative Art! I was so honored to be there in spirit! Remember, whenever you Star Wars, Star Wars and SMILE! 😁 #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile

🚨 BREAKING: Barbra Streisand is voicing Darth Vader in Greta Thunberg’s Swedish Trallpunk-infused reboot of "STAR WARS: A New Hope." Darth Vader’s new design was inspired by all the adults and leaders who stole young people’s childhoods and futures with inaction and empty words. “I wanted someone who was a towering, uncompromising force for change—an artist who refused to shrink herself and used that same fierce, unmistakable presence to demand justice, dignity, and a livable world instead of applause alone. Barb has more than proven that a voice can be both a performance and a protest. Her voice is larger than the industry that tried to contain her and is unwilling to treat human suffering or the destruction of the planet as someone else’s problem,” Thunberg told some fake sources. #StarWars #swtwt #StarWarsAndSmile