no, you can’t buy it.

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I’m tired of dancing here all by myself.
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These types of machine errors are being reported in states across the country. Make sure to DOUBLE CHECK YOUR PRINTED BALLOT to make sure it has the names of the candidates you selected BEFORE YOU SUBMIT IT. If not, ask a poll officer for a new one.
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This is 🪄TREASON🪄
BREAKING: President Donald Trump warns that states voting Democrat could face cuts to federal disaster relief.
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Can Liberty Biberty encourage people to vote at least? Make yourself useful.
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The more I sit with this more I’m disturbed that admin saw fit to publicly publish the support of a sexual predator and pedophile, even if it’s the opinion of one player. It’s such bad look, especially when we’re on such a good run right now.
Drake over Kendrick 💕💕 -GT
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Mike Rogers isn’t using his full name either…
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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🚨🚨BREAKING: Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, says a Tennessee voting machine repeatedly switched her selection to Republican Marsha Blackburn, forcing her to correct her ballot THREE TIMES before voting. She’s not alone. Other Tennessee voters have reported similar problems while attempting to vote for Democrats.
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Esssshhhhhh.
Drake over Kendrick 💕💕 -GT
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Hell yeah she did!
TOP BINS ⚽️💥 Angel City FC midfielder Ally Sentnor earns this week’s NWSL Goal of the Week presented by @CanonUSA!
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Imagine picking on Savy King, of ALL players. Lindsay, sit down.
Playoffs on the line. Tensions are running high in a must-win game. #DENvsLA
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We love to see it!
From down by 2 goals to securing 3 points 😤
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Yeah but does it have extra crowtein?
god help anyone coming across my profile who hasn't seen it's always sunny
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And another thing, It wasn't a good guy with a gun. It was a father who was forced to kill someone else's child and now he has to live with that the rest of his life. Republicans repeatedly fantasize about stopping a tragedy. Why not fantasize about preventing it to begin with.
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i was at sweetgreen today and made eye contact with another girl grabbing her salad at the same time as me and she looked at me and said wearily ‘another day, another salad’ and nothing has ever resonated so deeply in my life
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Ummm, LA? I think you need to start proactively updating these water mains…
#BREAKING: A Spectrum van became trapped in a sinkhole that formed after a water main broke in Los Feliz Wednesday afternoon. ktla.com/news/local-news/los…
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Wtf is this going to do? They’re sick alcoholic entitled rapists, they’ll find some other venue off-campus to carry out their crimes. Here’s the solve: 1) put rapists in prison and expel them 2) ban fraternities nationwide forever
ITHACA, N.Y. (AP) — Cornell bans fraternity parties in wake of gang rape allegation, says state police will investigate campus sex crimes.
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Mentions of the word "Fauci" on X have fallen off a cliff since the data centres in Russia were hit Makes you wonder...
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This feels like some sort of sign. An indication. A precursor, if you will.
Talk about catching air! A massive pod of more than 2,000 dolphins was spotted off the coast of Newport Beach. The dolphins weren't just swimming along a boat, they were launching themselves completely out of the water.
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I hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re Kelly Clarkson and Molly the animatronic bird that’s allegedly on sale for $15,000
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Shoutout to the Christians who spent the week defending livestreaming a public execution then got up this morning and went to church.
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Kelly Clarkson is holding us all hostage in the Enchanted Tiki Room until they sell her a talking bird
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