Maybe if Dan Lanning didn’t make this entire run about himself this team would have been better prepared
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This year I will be at the worst possible place to be on Halloween: A trade show.
The second-hand embarrassment may kill me
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While many people are dunking on Don (and rightfully so), I do feel that flying on a plane frequently makes me better than other people. I’m literally above them, unconcerned with their problems, contemplating my next haiku
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Pickleball is the rare game where the professionals look dumber playing it than amateurs
Here in Miami for the big @dcpickleball_tm match against Carolina.
The team is once again sponsored by the best coffee in the world, @StellaBlueCoff.
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Walking the tightrope without a net today (eating Korean food in my car while wearing a white shirt)
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At EBar: Sunday ticket is on. Folks are saying Jerry the owner needs to fire Jerry the general manager. Equilibrium achieved
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Found out Clare didn’t have to do a line dance to achy breaky heart in elementary school PE class 😂
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