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Vine Grove, KY
Joined August 2021
Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009. He killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting “Allahu Akbar” during the attack. The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
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The Venerable Archbishop Fulton Sheen will be beatified at 2pm today in St. Louis, and become the Blessed Fulton Sheen.
Bishop Fulton J. Sheen, 1965 Over 65 years ago warned us all that the United States would be ruined by toxic empathy. “False compassion… is a pity shown not to the mugged, but to the mugger; not to the family of the murdered, but to the murderer.” And here we are today…
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package. All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement. As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square. We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques. We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races. While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks. In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic. If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like. One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding. Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it. We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength! Sincerely, A Very Reasonable Christian
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
$XRP and @FloridaGators.🐊 Soon.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
There are ZERO deaths from MEASLES in Pennsylvania, the press conference by the Governor was a replay of Covid lies by government. Here is the Pennsylvania health commissioner to tell you that the Governors press conference was all lies & straight up fear porn:
Measles questions. Let’s be clear- when the Governor comes into our county and holds a press conference with PA Department of Health and Penn Medicine Lancaster general Health and states there were two “measles-associated deaths” here, with the underlying assertion that the two people died FROM measles, and they are the first deaths from measles in 35 years, and that announcement sets off numerous media reports uncritically repeating that two people died FROM measles in Lancaster County, and Lancaster County elected officials then get questions about this – it is totally fair for me to ask for relevant information on those deaths. Asking questions is not “pro-measles.” Asking for information that should have been provided at the press conference is not “anti-science.” It is simply wanting the whole story for my constituents. When officials who hold a big press conference and make big headlines – those officials owe us more than the headlines. They owe us the whole truth. They owe us accurate information by which the people of Lancaster County can make decisions about their health and safety. It has been about 24 hours since the press conference. We do not have any answers. Of course journalists should also be asking these questions rather than uncritically repeating something. Any deaths from measles are required by law to be reported to the Lancaster County Coroner’s Office. I have spoken at length with both a senior staff member from that office and the Coroner himself. They currently have zero measles deaths in Lancaster County. They have one death of a person who died WITH measles, but not from measles. We do not know if the state is counting that one. Nor do we know anything about the other death that officials reported yesterday. Is there an unlikely scenario where a patient from here got measles and sought care outside of Lancaster County and died there and it was reported to another county coroner? Yes. I am open to that or other unlikely possibilities. But if one of these unlikely scenarios is the case, the people holding the press conference had, and currently have, a responsibility to provide that information. The law DOES allow release of more information. Demographic information that does not identify the patient may be released. I reached out to Penn Medicine LGH. No response. I reached out the Governor’s office. No response. I talked with our Lancaster County Department of Public Safety Director. He has no additional information from the state. I asked questions this morning at our Board of Commissioners meeting of Commissioner Alice Yoder who was at the press conference yesterday and is a former official at Penn Medicine LGH. She did not have any answers. (This exchange is on video and will be available later today.) So as of right now, we have ZERO information that corroborates the idea that there were two measles deaths in Lancaster County. Again, everything stated could be accurate. But no one in authority has been able to say that, nor have they even tried to say it. To me it is a big deal if the Governor comes in and gives a press conference and then no one can or will identify simple details around what was stated and what then generated major news stories. Transparency is owed to the people. It is incumbent on those who held the press conference to clear this up. Immediately.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
An incredible message from a man who has now met his Maker. May you rest in peace, Vander James.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
3 months into “that wasn’t real communism this time it’ll be different” They’re already advocating not to allow people to leave like it’s East Germany. NYC really trying to speed run this.
Just listen to this masterclass in economics……
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The Left isn’t against racism. They’re against racist things happening to people they like or agree with. So miss me with that selective outrage, fake ass morally superior bullshit.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
🚨 INCREDIBLE: One of LA’s top eviction law firms is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her home for FREE on behalf of the Tongva Tribe xitter.cf/CollinRugg/status/2019… LMAO “Eilish's admission that she lives on stolen land gives the tribe a rightful action for possession as the true owner of the property,” Sinai Law Firm said DO IT!
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
At this rate, Virginia will soon have nothing left to tax or take…
Democrats now control the legislature and Governor's office in Virginia. Here are just a few of the bills they've introduced - New 4.3% sales tax on Uber Eats, Amazon, etc deliveries. - New sales tax on admissions to a wide variety of businesses. - Create two new higher tax brackets of 8% and 10% on people making over $600K. - A new 10% tax bracket for anyone making over $1M. - 3.8% investment tax on top of state income taxes. - Raise the hotel tax. - New personal property tax on landscaping equipment. - Ban gas powered leaf blowers. - Guarantee illegal aliens free education. - Make it illegal to approach somebody at an abortion clinic. - Extend the time absentee ballots can be received after election day to three days - Allow people to cast their votes electronically through the internet. - Expand ranked-choice voting. - Extend the deadline for ballot curing to one week after election day. - Redact the addresses of political candidates from FOIAs. - Add Virginia to the National Popular Vote Compact for presidential electors. - Make it illegal to hand count ballots. - $500 sales tax on firearm suppressors . - "Assault weapons" and large capacity magazine ban. - 11% sales tax on all firearms and ammunition. - Prohibit outdoor shooting of a firearm on land less than 5 acres. - Lower the criminal penalties for robbery. - Ban the arrest of illegal aliens in courthouses. - Remove mandatory minimum sentences. - Allow localities to install speed cameras. - Replace Columbus Day with "Indigenous Peoples Day."
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
BREAKING: The UAE announces it will cuts funds for citizens who want to study in the UK out of fear of Emirati students being radicalized by Muslim Brotherhood Islamists on British campuses. An Arab state now views a European state as a dangerous Islamist radicalization hotspot
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
What @nickshirleyy has done here is incredible. He has simultaneously exposed a gigantic government fraud and the uselessness of corporate media.
🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
As a practicing spine surgeon who pours my heart into healing patients every day, let’s be real: Declaring healthcare a “right” isn’t noble—it’s a sneaky way to force doctors like me into servitude. My skills, time, and labor aren’t yours to command. True rights protect freedom, not demand others’ sweat. If healthcare’s a “right,” I don’t own my own hands anymore. Taxpayers lose their earnings, hospitals their property. It’s not care—it’s compulsion. A free society can’t survive treating humans as resources to plunder. Bring back the free market in American healthcare to maximize access to care and undo the ACAs attempts to socialize healthcare in the US!
Health care should be a right, not a privilege. That shouldn’t be a hot take in the wealthiest country in the history of the world.
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"If the U.S. ain’t sh*t, if the U.S. is so bad, if the U.S. is so racist and you come from another country like Donald Trump said, you can, but won’t you take your ass back home and fix that sh*t?"
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
For those keeping score at home, this was labeled a dangerous conspiracy theory months ago.
BREAKING: The FBI had 26 confidential human sources at the Capitol on January 6, including four who entered the Capitol building and 13 who entered the "restricted area" around the Capitol, according to a just released DOJ Inspector General reporter.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
Your taxes fund a $500 billion army of activists government uses to do the dirty work it's illegal for them to do. From censoring and debanking conservatives to literal coups d'etat, DOGE is going to uncover mind-blowing corruption. @pmarca @elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
Ron Paul was so ahead of his time, and all they did was laugh at him. Now they have the nerve to ask if he can be trusted? He wanted to eliminate the IRS, CIA, FBI, and the Federal Reserve ages ago. He was right all along. We don't deserve you @RonPaul
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