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chrizmo

@chrizmo

Miserable maladjusted male misanthrope menacing message medium.

 Norway
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Joined July 2007
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NASA sending up a probe to crash with an asteroide is metal af, but not calling it "Leeroy Jenkins" is the oversight of the century.
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So what's working with tech like? You spend most of your day reflecting over career choices and paths you should've taken.
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I should have been a baker.
Posers! I've experienced JOMO since way before it was cool.
Me: I'm going to sleep in. My body five minutes after I normally wake up: Time to get up, dickhead!
You're not going to believe this. We're ready to start talking about BSides Oslo 2022. It's going to be on May 25th 2022, is in-person and we really want to hear what you've been up to while waiting. We've launched our CFP, more information here: bsidesoslo.no/#cfp
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Image from Beefy Spurge (@ohnonotjubo)
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It's October, and I'm doing the spookiest thing anyone can; reading code they wrote 10 years ago. 😱
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Every week I read about some TikTok trend where kids get badly hurt. Then I remember kids used to beat the shit out of each other in basements because of Fight Club, or jump cars because of Jackass. Kids are just fucking stupid.
Today I found cookie butter in a Norwegian store. No words describe how happy I am about this.
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For those that haven't experienced the glory that is cookie butter.
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In the latest update, Flight Simulator 2020 has gotten wise to my shenanigans, and is censoring my call sign. Not allowed to be "DICKHEAD 1123" anymore.😔
Why is every support question on a product's forum always preceded with "I'm using PRODUCT, and I love it."? Do people think they have to appease the support gods with love to get their questions answered?
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Just got the first dose. When do I connect to the "network"?
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Somebody should create a crypto currency called "exposure".
Everybody's saying to "eat the rich", but I don't think they've considered how of much of the rich is Botox and other chemicals.
We’d like to give more @scrimba memberships to charities who help people break into the tech industry. Which organizations should we support? Post your suggestion below 👇
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I need to commission a drawing. Is DeviantArt still the place for that?
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The response to this was overwhelming.😅
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As a... – user I want to... – change my password every 90 days so that... – in the event my password is compromised, my account will be safely protected. Well, eventually protected. Assuming the compromise wasn’t exploited immediately. Which it probably was. I'll just add a '1'.
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