Author, freelance writer. "DON'T LOOK AWAY" out now! • Rep'd by @RGerberAgent
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"How good was Bach?"
I'll illustrate.
The Well-Tempered Clavier is essentially a set of PRACTICE pieces for students.
And it still sounded so good, people play it at weddings:
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Remember when people used to complain that fast food places gave you TOO MUCH food for the money?
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Legendary Chicago Bears head coach Mike Ditka has passed away at 86-years-old.
RIP Mike Ditka. A man of great courage (pictured).
He signed an autograph for me at Ditka's restaurant in Chicago when I was a kid, and he told my brother (Mike) "nice name."
September reminder that pumpkin spice consists of cinnamon and other spices you can have all year. Don't let Big Autumn govern your world
Reminder that MOZART dropped new music in 2026
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The Big Ten might have asked AI: "Here's our announcement on the controversial Michigan game ending. Make it look like the back of an 80s Stephen King book."
I once took a train from Milwaukee to Red Wing that made the transition to the "Driftless Area" really stark. It's almost like they could put up a sign that says: "The glaciers didn't reach here."
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Giant car:
*starts instantly, every time*
Tiny lawn mower:
Ohhhhhhhh who is it that disturbs me from my slumber...
I've figured out how to beat AI.
To throw off the algorithms stealing from books, every third metaphor in my fiction will be DELIBERATELY mediocre.
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Ian Fleming wrote James Bond as a sort of romanticized fantasy of a fun life, but he could have just written books about himself:
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DON'T LOOK AWAY by @danielkenitz (pub. by @ScribnerBooks 7/7/26)
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ST: TNG was great because you could flip on a random episode and not know what genre you're about to get:
—Geopolitics ("The Pegasus")
—Spy thriller ("Face of the Enemy")
—Deeply human sci-fi ("The Inner Light")
—Holmes ("Elementary, Dear Data")
—Legal thriller ("The Drumhead")
—Day in the life ("Data's Day")
—A random western ("A Fistful of Datas")
—War ("The Best of Both Worlds")
—Rom-com farce ("Captain's Holiday")
—Groundhog Day puzzle ("Cause and Effect")
What a great show.