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North West England
Joined January 2009
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Tommy Robinson Flatley denied having any involvement in the upcoming reboot of RiverDance
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Δεν ξέρω για σένα, αλλά για μένα όλα αυτά είναι ακαταλαβίστικα. I don't know about you, but it's all Greek to me 🤷‍♂️
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
There was no song Cilla couldn't murder.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
When you get a presale code on wednesday and you end up 187,000th in the queue.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
Radio 2 be like: "Hi, it's Katie from Tiverton here, husband James and I are driving up to Skye with kids Erin and Stan and Rosie the Cavapoo to get in a hot tub with the Harper family and then going to see Boyzone play live. Keep the tunes coming for the drive back!"
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
I’m beginning to suspect that the valet at this McDonald’s shan’t be returning with my vehicle. 🤔🧐
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
Remastered video of @SlowdiveBand's legendary show at Lee's Palace in Toronto (1994) slowdivedatabase.com/en/1994… #Slowdive cc @deanbromley
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
Full video of @SlowdiveBand's show concert in Porto slowdivedatabase.com/en/2026… #Slowdive cc @deanbromley
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They're taking hydration breaks to another level in Milton Keynes.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
Prince Andrew finally getting his own back on the UK population. Everyone sweating like a pig this morning, while he sits bone dry.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.
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Hydration break.
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
Just had two policemen at my door. They said, "Are you familiar with the letters HB?" I replied, "No, I’m not." "How about LS?" "No." "What about JD?" I asked, "Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?" The police officers said, "No, these are just initial enquiries."
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The experts:
Research into masturbation among birds has reached a climax, providing welcome relief for vets and researchers, not to mention the birds themselves: Masturbation is more common in the wild, not a negative response to captivity, and should not be punished theguardian.com/science/2026…
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DeanShoegazeBromley ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ retweeted
Finishing the dishes and seeing the one pot left on the stove that I forgot:
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