Dwain Gleason

Yikes. It's June tomorrow. Halfway through the year, and I still haven't finished shopping for LAST Christmas.

Smoked up about 75 pounds of meat for church this weekend, people seemed to really enjoy it. Nothing like @PlowboysBBQ is making, though!

4 briskets, 4 butts in the FEC (now known as the Fecker, thanks @ToddDavis1969), 6 racks of ribs on standby, all for church tomorrow.

@PlowboysBBQ a rod grey discount? Should I be excited it exists or offended that they've not mentioned it in 15 years of patronage? Hmm.

At my Grandmother and Grandpa Evans' grave site, planting flowers. http://bit.ly/ZaMWO

Grateful for relatively painless software releases.

This waking up at 3am every day stuff is for the birds. I thought I was over this after my surgery, but it's back with a vengeance...

@PlowboysBBQ Retweeting the President is awesome.

I just watched the YouTube trailer for a Japanese animated series called Cat Shit One. OMG. I can't wait to see this.

TJ at the Little Niangua River. http://twitpic.com/5tglr

Recommendation: Half-Sauced BBQ at Osage Beach, MO. Very good food, great service. Even had corn dogs for TJ. http://bit.ly/14zDkk

Spent morning on the deck watching boats with TJ. Next up is Camdenton Farmers Market and maybe a park.

At the condo! Let the long weekend commence. http://bit.ly/vdWGY

Making a diaper change stop outside Laurie. TJ has been great on this trip. Just another half hour to Camdenton.

Laurie http://bit.ly/iCBEN

Cole Camp http://bit.ly/iCBEN

Hitting the road now! http://bit.ly/zFynL

Packing up for a weekend at the Lake of the Ozarks. Will try using Tweetie location services to tweet updates as we go. Whee!

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." #Anchorman

You pooped in the refrigerator? And ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. #Anchorman