The rise of self-driving cars is causing the window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and then drive home manually to get smaller by the day.
when the aliens come here to try to understand our culture my plan is to only show them media where white people say the n word so they think it’s socially acceptable to do so
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Jarvis display the original lyrics for Let’s Get It Started by the Black Eyes Peas
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trying to find a filet knife you dropped in the dishwater is what I imagine it feels like to defuse a bomb
elon selling verification badges for 8 dollars is literally the quote “when everyone is super, no one is”







