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The CEO of Ledger just went on Bloomberg to tell everyone they’re getting hacked. BRO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SOLUTION, NOT THE WARNING. 💀

If the Chinese spies start getting tattoos, the crypto bros are finished. 💀

Chinese spies are becoming a serious threat to married men.

Jensen built the chips that power AI. Now his own board might unplug him. 💀

JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang reportedly caught in an affair with company executive Kimberly Powell. Sources claim they were filmed at a hotel during GTC, and security allegedly offered the person recording an NDA.

Wait, now there’s a SECOND spy in the story? Jensen, what is going on? 💀

Wall Street can remove Michael Saylor from its indexes, but it can’t remove Bitcoin from his balance sheet. Saylor, what’s the next move?

New GTA 6 footage just dropped, and I genuinely thought I was watching a real video from Miami. How are these graphics even possible? 🤯 teapaw.org/GTASixInfo/status/2120…

The Cybertruck is the only vehicle I’ve ever owned where Chinese spies keep asking to take pictures with it. 💀 Elon, give us a third row and call it the Giga Truck. I’ll buy one.

Crypto gave way more people a day off to play GTA 6.

If you don’t have savings, get a job. Be patient. Hit the gym. Get healthy. Protect your peace. Build yourself up. Stop chasing opportunities and start preparing for them. Your time will come. Just make sure you’re ready.

Your bank account could be frozen overnight and they are already rehearsing it. Modi is out here warning that wars can wipe out a country by hitting its banks with cyberattacks. Japan's GMO Internet CEO is reportedly warning about an internet collapse after claims of fake trades hitting 70+ brokerage and FX platforms. The G7 is literally practicing AI attacks on the banking system to see if it holds up. Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, JPMorgan and Wells Fargo reportedly found AI agents poking around in customer accounts. And Bessent is openly talking about a Bretton Woods sized reset of the whole system. Picture waking up and your bank app is frozen, your exchange is down and the internet barely works. Everybody blames AI. Then some shiny new digital system shows up to save the day. Pull some cash out. Get your coins off exchanges. Better safe than locked out of your own money. Video: @coinbureau

Happy Veterans Day! Honoring the courage, service, and sacrifice of our heroes. Never forgotten 🇺🇸

Did crypto just fumble the biggest opportunity of the decade because everyone wanted a perfect deal?

Gambling is very unpredictable.

Jensen Huang finally speaks out about cheating on his wife with an alleged Chinese spy.

If you sell, you ruin the project. If you hold, you get rugged. So what’s the solution?

Are community takeovers still a thing? I’ve always been bullish on CTOs, especially when a project is beaten down and the community refuses to quit. Haven’t pushed anything in a while, but I’m itching to get behind something good again. Show me a CTO at the bottom with a real community. Shill me a gem worth fighting for 💎

Microsoft just passed Nvidia as the world's second most valuable company, 4.035 trillion to 4.032 trillion, per WatcherGuru. Second place has never looked this fragile.