"Yes pe-can!"

The Spiders would vault to the upper echelon of mascots, just below the 3(!) socks teams, the pauper monks, & the pedestrians.

Under sedation? Yes, of course. Under sedition? Absolutely not.

@_splatalie According to some guy on Facebook, Donald Trump is going to WIN ALL THE VOTERS. So maybe you should just cool it up there.

@jordanclaire Ugh...Tampa Bay is my least favorite stadium setting/backdrop. It looks like they're playing in somebody's filthy rumpus-room.

You know your kid is a baseball fan when he sees a picture of the Earth, points to it, & says “Tommy Hunter lives there.” // @tHunter29

@Airminded One of my favorite baseball-related photos was taken from atop that building in 1960: time.com/3877951/pittsburgh-…

@jordanclaire If ever there was a reason to abolish the DH...

@scottcgustafson I'm sorry I missed this! Looks like they changed the position of the board, but the ceiling is the same. Miss that place.

Heard this in the car earlier & wondered if it had a video. I was not prepared for this 2-camera/1-take brilliance: youtu.be/ULYTqO2YDuU

.@gpe For example, I think I see my short bald self a little below @mountain_goats' guitar at this show from 2006 at The @EARL_EAV.

New hobby: watching strangers' YouTube vids of concerts I attended a decade ago. I feel a little like Marty nearly running into himself.

@_splatalie That's the inverse of my constant struggle against using "pubic administration" in place of "public administration."

“It's not the end of the world but it might feel like it! Never Ending Pasta Bowl is almost over!” — @olivegarden ad w/in @CNN's Paris vids

@scottcgustafson No. It's a must watch? (Oddly, I remember watching the final episode of Newhart's when it came on in 1990.)

@scottcgustafson Or a simple fist pump when a call on the field is confirmed on review. Especially if it's a big moment.

@scottcgustafson I love that there are two parallel celebrations going on (& a third if you count the spectators happy they saw the goal).

@scottcgustafson The ref let play continue despite a foul by the defense & was very pleased with his own discretion: youtube.com/watch?v=StRVqK7x…

@scottcgustafson I watched every pitch until Cain’s double, whereupon I passed-out on the sofa. Missed the celebration. Woke up feeling old.