At P Bros™ with #twitterlessJrain to rectify an awesome reunion #jobbin'

"@itsBroStinson: The strongest friendships are bonded by drunken memories." Like waking up to your own vomet

No more Baconators™ for me. #ahh#plopplop

"@itsBroStinson: When I said I'd hit that, I meant with my car." @B_Koerber haha that's a good one

Its hard to look at your turds. Mine sink b4 I can check #toilettweet

You cant build a bridge between two people when they're at two different heights

Patterns are the gateway to the mind

Bad: Waking up and finding a penis drawn on your face. Worse: Finding out it was traced @B_Koerber Christian

Day two of our trial separation @B_Koerber. We'll get through this..its just going to take a lot of whiskey

Like to get rowdy when the lights go down

@kristen_amelia3 good song

#barterkings sorry guys.. kendall is my favorite character BA-BAM! "

I just saw a bird take a shit.. that should be the twitter symbol

For me, McDonalds is just a mergency bathroom in over a hundred 80 countries

Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) can make you permanently more creative, curious and inquisitive. @B_Koerber

"@UberFacts: The number of words in the Bible divided by the number of verses equals exactly 666."@B_Koerber bullshit.. do the math. Its 25.