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Longhorns. Braves. Memes. Hot Takes. Texas Volunteer Firefighter

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Joined June 2011
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Excited to launch 🚀. Open to all opinions and comments. I'm new to the entrepreneur thing.
Prediction markets and live sports entertainment finally married together. Only on @HuddleTape -- coming soon to Google Play Store on your Google enabled TV!
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Oh noooooo
Your email might be down, but the skies are always open. ✉️✈️
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I’m convinced all of this is Big Cat strategically waiting until tonight to tweet U.S. Sea
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Did @OhioTate make it to NOLA? Did he board a riverboat? Is god trying to ruin the bachelor party à la final destination? Did @TexasFootball takeoff before the cutoff? #TateWatch2026
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Asked boomer neighbor about the ground stop and the answer did not disappoint.
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Oh my lol
Replying to @PeteThamel
Reports are saying Kyle Wittingham ordered the FAA to ground all flights so Michigan didn't have to lose on the road vs. Oregon tomorrow Another savvy move by the veteran head coach
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BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨Full ground stop on all US flights.
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Need to know that @OhioTate is not on this then he can put his phone away
BREAKING: Tanker collides with river cruise in New Orleans; rescues underway
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The chaos in El Salvador before Bukele was never an accident, and the chaos in Haiti today is not an accident either. The media told you that the gangs were just poor boys who went bad on their own, but that story falls apart the moment you ask one simple question. Where does a poor sixteen year old boy living in a slum with no job and no money get an AK-47 and an AR-15 and a Glock and thousands of rounds of ammunition, and where does he get a brand new Toyota Hilux and motorcycles and speedboats and drones and encrypted phones and bulletproof vests and night vision goggles, and who pays his monthly salary and pays for his safe house and pays his lawyer when he is arrested and pays the police and the judge and the prison guard to look the other way, and who pays his family when he dies? A poor boy cannot afford even one bullet, so someone else is paying for all of it. That someone is the multimillionaires and the billionaires and the wealthy entities who profit from chaos, because chaos is a business and a broken country is the most profitable business in the world. When a country is in chaos its land becomes cheap so they can buy it, its gold and its drugs and its resources can be stolen without anyone asking questions, its government becomes weak so they can control it, and its people become so scared that they obey anyone who promises them a little safety. In El Salvador the gangs were not fighting the system, the gangs were the system, paid to keep the poor terrorized so the poor would never rise up and demand a better country. In Haiti it is the same story, the gangs are not independent, they are funded and armed and protected by rich families and foreign businessmen and foreign NGOs who want Haiti to stay weak so they can keep stealing its ports and its gold and its labour. And when a man like Bukele comes and says I will lock up all the gangs and end this in two years, who attacks him? It is the same people. The same billionaires who fund the gangs fund the media that calls Bukele a dictator, the same wealthy entities who arm the gangs fund the NGOs that cry human rights for murderers, the same people who profit from chaos fund the political voices that hate real help in Haiti and sabotage anyone who is actually capable of doing it. Look at the pattern and it becomes clear, when a gang kills a hundred innocent people there is silence, but when a leader kills a hundred gang members there is outrage. When a gang rapes children there is no campaign, but when Bukele locks up rapists there is a global campaign against him. That is because the media is not independent, it is owned by billionaires, the NGOs are not independent, they are funded by billionaires, and the politicians are not independent, they are bought by billionaires. They do not want Haiti saved and they did not want El Salvador saved, they want them broken, because a broken country is cheap to buy and easy to control. Bukele exposed them, he proved that gangs can be destroyed in months if you have the will, and that terrified them, because if El Salvador can be fixed then Haiti can be fixed, and if Haiti can be fixed then Africa can be fixed, and if Africa can be fixed then the billionaires lose their business. That is why they demonize Bukele, that is why they sabotage Haiti, that is why they hate any man who actually helps the poor.
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You’ve got this @SpaceX !
BREAKING: SpaceX targeting 5:45 PM ET Starship launch today for a historic double catch — using giant “chopsticks” to grab the booster minutes after liftoff & the spacecraft 22 hrs later when it returns from orbit.
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Not sure who will care -- maybe @MattPiperJenks But my A1C went from 11.3 in April to 6.0 today. Diabetes almost killed me. ALMOST MOTHER FUCKER.
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Not sure who will care -- maybe @MattPiperJenks But my A1C went from 11.3 in April to 6.0 today. Diabetes almost killed me. ALMOST MOTHER FUCKER.
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Ok dems let’s hear the outrage
And so it begins. Hamtramck, Michigan — the first U.S. city with a Muslim-majority population and an all-Muslim city council — bans Pride flags on government property. A federal appeals court just upheld the ban. Once the demographics shift, the progressive rules get rewritten. The same political Islam that fuels antisemitism across Europe is now setting policy in American cities. Jews knows how this ends.
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LOL @OhioTate even has my wife thinking about peeps.
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This is easily the most fucks given on an "i dont give a fuck" video ever posted.
Tbh I liked Sam and thought he just had a bad showing in the invitational But what the hell happened to make him hate Barstool and @ForePlayPod so much?
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Ska is still alive and well in my heart
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Even more fun fact -- Microsoft didnt create windows. They bought it from Xerox.
Unpopular opinion: I never understood why Steve Jobs got all the credit for Apple when Steve Wozniak did all the work.🤷‍♀️
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Was I just totally naive to @RGIII coaching? Was he coaching recently?
NEW: Baylor is expected to interview Robert Griffin III for its head coaching job, @PeteNakos reports. Griffin won the Heisman Trophy in 2011. on3.com/news/baylor-expected…
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Brandon Walker is so broke right now
BREAKING: Kamario Taylor is finalizing a $7.5M deal to return to Mississippi State in 2027, making him college football's highest-paid QB, @PeteNakos and @Clowfb report. With incentives, the deal could potentially climb above $9 million. on3.com/news/kamario-taylor-…
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I love the internet so much
Microsoft's IT guys have been working on this for two days straight. Nobody's had the guts to tell them Clippy's back and he's holding a grudge.
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