Netflix Comedians of the World. Juno award-winning comedy album available now in your grocer's freezer. Here I am on CONAN: https://teapaw.org/t.co/25JRLBqeEc
Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2008
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Hello Dragons I have a new invention called a "Tarp"
Dragons: what does it do?
Well you use it to keep something dry for like a couple hours then you fold it up for 2 and a half years.
Dragons: is there a spider in it when you use it next?
There are hundreds.
Why is the @sportsnet World Series feed so choppy. I feel like I'd have a smoother viewing experience on Air Canada wifi. #WorldSeries #canada
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ICYMI: @DinoArchie is taking over @biltmorecabaret along with @sunnydcomedy @ivandecker & Hassan Phills on August 26th! Don't miss out on a hilarious night and enter to WIN your way in.
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Sinéad O'Connor performing "Mother" along with The Band at the Berlin wall in 1990:
youtu.be/VsKeoUF0iLQ
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I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.
I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.
If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!
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TONIGHT! @shanetorres, @thecaitlincook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD!
Featuring:
∙ @ChrisPJTurner
∙ @Feldfrog
∙ @ivandecker
∙ @dinahashem_
7:30 Doors ∙ 8PM Show
🎟: tinyurl.com/3z7pm9uh
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Nobody ever watches my videos here but how about this one with a Tony Yayo soundtrack where he calls the Coquihalla the Cokanagan Highway
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This Sunday 6/18, @shanetorres, @thecaitlincook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD!
Each show, audiences anonymously share their secrets, which your hosts then read out during the show!
Featuring:
@ChrisPJTurner
@Feldfrog
@ivandecker
@dinahashem_
🎟: tinyurl.com/3z7pm9uh
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Tickets for Comedy at Woody Point go on sale Saturday, June 3 at 11 am (NDT) via Ticketpro! Stellar lineup this year features comics @StandUpAli, Elvira Kurt, @ivandecker and @BreeParsons8 with host @patterballs and music by The Louis McD 3. See you at the show!
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Moths have been around for 200 million years and they fly like they figured it out 200 seconds ago
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Did we ever tell you about the world's worst thesaurus?
Not only was it awful, but it was also awful.
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Sun will become the red giant 7 billion years from now – at Cape Breton, Nova Scotia
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Tonight you’re not gonna wanna miss this lineup! 2 chances 8 & 10pm
Go here ➡️ Nitecap.la
@deadfrog @TheLAScene @LA_Now @TheLABlog @CandyLosAngeles @LApicks @LACityView35 @LAist @discoverLA @thecomedybureau @MYeventLA @ComedyCake @HeyGoodSetLA @allthingscomedy – at Burbank, CA
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A packed week of shows!
Nitecap.la for tickets and showtimes
@deadfrog @TheLAScene @LA_Now @TheLABlog @CandyLosAngeles @LApicks @LACityView35 @LAist @discoverLA @thecomedybureau @MYeventLA @ComedyCake @HeyGoodSetLA @allthingscomedy
