Holyboyd

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then gaming gets brought up, she says it "i play league" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you" she said "diamond 4" and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP" she looked confused i kept going "do you duo? what's your solo only win rate. what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game" she said "i play lux support" and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends" the vibe was GONE her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened" i said "she peaked d4 with lux support" he said "so?" SO??? i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that could've had her number but she knows i'm higher elo and honestly that's worth more Study the Saskio way