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Joined July 2008
i get knocked up but i get down again or whatever chumbawamba said
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i'm going outside for a smoke
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a PENNY for my thoughts? this is why we need unions
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"composer" is too formal.. "producer" is too capitalist.. "beatmaker" is too cringe..
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the best way to deal with someone who won't shut up about Steely Dan is to keep interrupting them by saying "actually he's not a band, it's just one guy"
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the human nervous system was never meant to be exposed to this many Gecs
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okay.. f/m/k
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imagine stepping in dog shit in these
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welcome to america we're obsessed with having haters here for some reason
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One of Studio Ghibli's character designers, Katsuya Kondo, made these posters for a Construction Union in Kanagawa, and I think I've found my next cosplay 🤩 (rough Google translations included)
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we need an emoji to convey this gesture
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don't judge me til you've walked a mile in my shoes
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youth pastor: you know who else was something of a turntablist?
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legally changing my name to Anonymous Benefactor
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i don't know who needs to hear this but *sound of a mosquito entering your ear*
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how long until boomer culture is dead enough for us to have waiting rooms without TVs
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i'm not petty i just wish i could live my whole life over again with my current level of knowledge so i could be the biggest smartass of all time to adult authority figures as a child
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FDR: we have nothing to fear except fear itself me: so you're saying i should still be afraid
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time based media implies the existence of time cringe media
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ppl who put "420 friendly" in dating apps and housing listings should have to wear a little neon collar that says so like a dog
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