The District Selectman. Producer, Emcee, Mix Engineer, Low-Budget Mogul, Dry Humorist. Founder of @TheRealSpaceLAB #JakeItTillYouMakeIt
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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LMFAO yeah it's wack nobody likes it 😂😂😂
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Jake Palumbo retweeted
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This bitch-ass "For You" tab just cranks up the rage bait worse every day. God forbid opening this app defaults to the "Following" tab & I see the people I voluntarily follow.
Nope here's a Tweet about why AI haters are gay, & here's a guy saying something really racist & here's
I've felt bad lately about being such a positive upbeat person on every single network but @X & only saying negative things on here. But honestly that's what this app wants, that's what this app harbors, & maybe that's OK? It's not, but honestly this Elon slop deserves no grace.
The Label™ says I need to Tweet more about actual topics, not just popping in once a week to say something mean to MAGA or AI Bros.
I don't wanna. But there's a lot of new stuff coming up to promote.
People often ask how I make The Hits™ & the answer is pretty simple: Using wacko 25 cent records that no self-respecting producer would ever touch, & this Keytar. The magic pretty much makes itself from there. #JakeItTillYouMakeIt
If you don't SYBAU 🤣 From quilting & wood-carving to Hip-Hop, throughout history, art & creativity has been one of the few things the poor could actually use to get ahead. Feeding it to venture capital & big tech is not democratizing creativity, it's turning it to slop.
Jake Palumbo retweeted
Now playing : @MC_Craig_G @jakepalumbo " Brawndo " in rotation on @1009WXIR @sftu585radio mixcloud.com/christopher-gre…
My studio still runs off a 2010 Mac Pro tower.
@Apple has no other business model than re-selling you what you already bought.
I'll pass lol
To the same point, I am still running Pro Tools 10.
Because it still does everything I need in 2026, because I PURCHASED it & am supposed to own it FOREVER.
I refuse to participate in this new subscription service model.
Jake Palumbo retweeted
Now playing : @MC_Craig_G @jakepalumbo " Brawndo " in rotation on @sftu585radio mixcloud.com/christopher-gre…
This would be perfect for the current administration actually, because your husband & brother are both registered sex offenders ✅
AI is such useless unmitigated horse slop, they are now trying to sell me a Big AZ Bacon Addict Cheeseburger available at any local Sunoco on Temu with free 3-Day International Shipping
I miss that tiny little niche window of history where people would occasionally say Joe Biden when they meant to say Joe Budden, or say Joe Budden when they meant to say Joe Biden.
