Everyday I am hustlin'
Saint Louis, MO
Joined March 2009
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Congrats to Osh babe on signing for another 5 years *collective sob of happiness from all women in the St. Louis area* #hugepartoftheteam
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Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?
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I picture Lou Lamoriello holding up a portable stereo outside Zach Parise's hotel window last night , blasting "In your eyes"
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I didn't leave the Hallmark store with any purchases today but I sure left the employees some heartfelt smiles. #gentleTweets
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It's the first day of summer! Only 499 to go until I get over Zooey Deschanel.
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Remember to celebrate Aaron Sorkin's birthday by talking to people as you walk.
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5 Beloved Ethnic Foods Invented for Americans — goo.gl/wbLQW
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Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.