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New special “Cult Classic” on YouTube & Hulu

New York, NY
Joined September 2008
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🍂NYC! Greenpoint Comedy Club tonight at 7:30 🍂 Emmy Blotnick, Zach Zimmerman, Michael Kosta, & Tomas Delgado (& myself )
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Leaf blower people: I've been brainstorming and here are my ideas. 1) Rake It's a good tool: no noise, no gasoline, no dirt shot into my face, good exercise, inexpensive 2) Leave...the leaves. Why intervene with fate? Maybe there's a reason they fell where they fell.
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Upcoming shows ☺️☺️☺️🤑🤯 8.19-21 | Bridgeport, CT w/ Brian Regan 8.23 | Hyannis Port, MA w/ Jim Gaffigan 8.28-30 | Palace Theater at Cedar Point 9.18 | Alfred, NY | Kent Brewing 9.26 | Asheville, NC | The Grey Eagle 9.30 | Park Slope, NY | Union Hall w/ Emmy Blotnick
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Smoldering genius burns within me like ___ (look up word later)
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Comedian roasts … horoscopes?
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Joe Zimmerman retweeted
Hey everybody! My dad released his new special called Out In A Minute. It’s a magic comedy special that’s fun for the whole family. If you’re looking for something to watch, go to the Nateland YouTube channel and watch Out In A Minute! Click here 🔗 on.nateland.com/trk/Doipc
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My Coyotes are Central My Pigeons are creepin’ My turtles are Painted My Knicks are Sweepin’ #lfgk #nbafinals
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Women be flipping over your calendar to the correct month.
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New idea: keep your darlings
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AI will say it's haters.
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Daylight savings is a perfect system, everyone is sleepy and grumpy for a week so that 19th century farmers can keep getting richer.
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Joe Zimmerman retweeted
tonight! it’ll be a fun one
“the perfect comedy show does not exist” uhhhhh beg to differ, garçon
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BROOKLYN this WED FEB 18 at @UnionHallNY 7:30 Zach Zimmerman and I co-host and co-headline with special guests Emmy Blotnick, Phil Hanley, & surprise. Are we real brothers? Answers to come. @zzdoublezz
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Well, at least dinosaurs were fluffier, chubbier, and more feathered than previously thought. ~me at the end of a long day
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Saint Louis! After fun Nate shows at the Enterprise Arena this week, I'm back May 29-30 to headline the St. Charles Funny Bone 💫 stlouisfunnybone.com/post/jo… @stlfunnybone
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Saint Charles, MO! May 29-30 shows just announced, headlining the Funny Bone @stlfunnybone
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Joe Zimmerman retweeted
“the perfect comedy show does not exist” uhhhhh beg to differ, garçon
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You know you're doing something right when the flight attendant palms you an extra cookie
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I assume people using these emojis 🤣🤣🤣 are dealing with something
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