kellyevans

Traveling thru #indiana today. Won't spend a dime. Not. A. Dime. #lgbtq, #women #tourism @gop, @realDonaldTrump @Kelly_Evans @BoingBoing

I still can't stress enough how I am not a financial analyst on cnbc. It's not that hard. Her avatar is a picture of her face. I'm a burger.

I can't stress enough how I have almost nothing to do with CNBC. #twitterisntthathard

I'm not who you think I am.

Do you remember that time I had nothing to do with CNBC? Or financial matters at all? Oh, that's happening now? Ok then.

Contemplating deleting this twitter account because people can't figure out I'm not on CNBC. Change your name @kelly_evans I was here 1st.

I just want to remind everyone I am not a hot female financial analyst on CNBC. #stoptweetingatme

@dmtri07 That's crazy talk.

Oh look, I got more notifications about financial news on CNBC because some chick on that channel has my name. Yay.

I wish there was some way I could tell people I'm not that chick on CNBC. #imnotthatchickoncnbc

In the beautiful warm sunlight, I tried to resuscitate my herb garden. It's now a dried herb garden. Thanks Polar Vortex.

One week until road trip! Bowery Ballroom! @kristinhersh

An Idiot Abroad: Season One moviepilot.com/posts/1237475… via @moviepilotnews

A watched tweet never boils.

Overheard yesterday: 'I can only own so many cashmere sweaters'.

1st I scoffed (Ace Of Base & DMB, ORLY?) Then I read the comments. Then I destroyed the Earth. buzzfeed.com/perpetua/albums…