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Founder of https://teapaw.org/t.co/C00DxKyI4Z, plus a new mobile game venture called Tickle Monster. Dad, nerd, Melburnite. Also poliblogger & troll toecutter.

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Joined March 2007
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ICYMI: on Christmas Eve I released the open beta of #mrfootball, an Australian Rules football coaching game for mobile or desktop. It’s Football Manager reimagined as a card-based role-playing game, with footy matches using dice rules instead of battles. mrfootball.io
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Okay it’s time, way past time in fact. This is my final tweet. The account will remain, but go silent. App deleted, goodbye content slop, adios to the algorithm, no more creeping fascism. See you where the sky is blue.
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It’s the never ending torrent of Facebook-style slop content that is driving me off this hellsite. TV trivia, boring history, mid punditry, film clip thirst traps… zero-worth crap.
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Old mates at @sticksports should rebrand as Travball tbh
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Scott Boland entire 1st innings and first spell in 2nd innings: 🍋‍🟩 🍇 🍈 🍎 🍍 Scott Boland second spell in 2nd innings: 💴 🐐 🔫 🔥⭐️ #ashes #AUSvENG
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Doggett to flog it at Duckett who whacked it to the pickets at the cricket. #ashes
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Zak Crawley paying fine tribute to the legendary Peter Brock with #ashes scores of 0 (5) and 0 (5).
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Scott Boland don’t bowl pies challenge #ashes
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Basically the only difference between these two sides is about ten boundaries leaked off Boland’s inexplicable fruit for the sideboard #ashes
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All time mozz by Cow Corner Warner, get him off #ashes
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Bazball is [1980s-era-expletive-deleted]ball. #Ashes
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Luckily Brook and Stokes are the perfect men to put their heads down and grit it out in this situation #ashes
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Catching technique: 😬 Catching result: 2/2 #ashes
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Boland pitching it up: 💩 Boland short of a length: 🐐 #ashes
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Bazball apparently means flash at everything outside off in the first hour on a new deck. #ashes
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Pretty ordinary ball, just extremely poor batting by Crawley there, schoolboy error. #ashes
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Big ups to @RossSymons for releasing #Cricket26 on the eve of the Ashes, not easy to hit deadlines like those! Hope sales and the Baggy Greens both go well today.
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Feels wrong that it’s 11:18am on the day of the first test of the summer and play isn’t due to start for another two hours. #eastcoastbias #ashes
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As a member of Gen X, I am calling it… the Simpsons sideburns gag is officially lame. Way overused, and just cringe these days. Stay tuned for further updates.
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my life on days like this
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Congratulations to Essendon fans, your club won the trade period premiership and the national draft premiership for the twentieth year running, amazing stuff
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