Bloody hell... 5 days shy of her 97th. If I weren't on the road, I'd break a teapot on a typewriter in her honour... maybe I can just find a place that sells dodgy meat pies. RIP Dame Angela Brigid Lansbury DBE. #ripangelalansbury

Got to go on live TV with @KDKAHeather and @DavidHighfield on @PGHTodayLive to promote my month of shows at #LibertyMagic here in #downtownpittsburgh! Watch the whole 5-minute segment at cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/video… @CBSPittsburgh @CulturalTrust #polymathofmagic #Pittsburgh #dahntahn

Catch me on a brand new episode of #mastersofillusion tonight on @thecw at 9pm/8c!

My 4 week residency opens tonight at 7:30pm!

Amen.

DM: I'm gonna need you to make a persuasion check. Kyle Rittenhouse: Nat 1... but I'm white, so I get +10 on persuasion. DM: ...That's not how this works. KR: I think we both know it is. DM: *sighs* #DnD #KyleRittenhouse #WhitePrivilege

I just heard an old, white man sat behind me in a bar on the ship ask, "When did the national language become Spanglish?!" & it took everything for me to not whip around & say, "Yeah, we need to get back to the language spoken when this country was discovered: Taíno or Italian!"

Has anybody done a holiday play about a self-righteous, self-important woman who is visited by three ghosts in one night, who try to teach her the error of her ways, but she just keeps asking to speak with their managers? If not, I will and call it... "A Christmas Karen."

I'm not a magician... I'm a theatre nerd with illusions of grandeur. 🤣

Had a wee viewing party of @intheheights last night with a few mates on my 200" inflatable screen plus some craft cocktails by @HaydenAllcorn and myself. #InTheHeights is everything a musical to movie adaptation should be! Do NOT miss it. Thanks, @hbomax! #ripdoreenmontalvo

I treat my taxes like I treat my resume: I make up most of it and hope nobody calls me on it. #justkidding #probably #butdontauditmethough

Rewatching @bbcdoctorwho S01E13 The Parting of Ways. Rose Tyler: the original Thanos. 🤣

Wow, was this interview and @Mastersofillus tour really THREE years ago?

To quote Gilbert and Sullivan: "Oh, joy unbounded! Oh, sweet relief! Oh, rapture unexampled!" #GUILTY #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #BlackLivesMatter #JustTheBeginning

Upon the eve of April 23 At 9 o'clock by the Pacific Sea, A crew of players meet to bring ye glee. Who drinks, how much, and when is up to thee! facebook.com/spiritedshakesp… #shakespeare #happybirthdayshakespeare #shakespearesbirthday #drunk #romeoandjuliet #spiritedshakespeare

Thanks to Jason Anderson of @badcrumblefx, I now have the handle of "magicasianman" on every social media platform I use! Welcome to the dawn of a new age... Mwahahahahaha! #branding