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New York, NY
Joined August 2018
Fantasy season’s about to start guys
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Good morning I fucking hate this.
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Happy 4th guys
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Most annoying thing about streaming documentaries: showing you the entire fucking film before the opening credits. Why do I need a trailer for the thing I’m literally watching?
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People on planes who use the seat in front of them as a handle to swing down into their seat using every ounce of their body weight and sending you shooting forward like a pinball machine: why?
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Tonight you listen to Stand! in its entirety and that’s an order.
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18 years ago, this guy sold his spot in line for $800 at the first iPhone release
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What in the North Korea is happening here
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Penis is in retrograde
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If you disagree leave a comment telling me why you’re wrong.
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ACHIEVING MY DREAMS
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