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Father of two on Chicago’s north side. Murphy’s Bleachers ribs evangelist. Long live the neighborhood.

Chicago
Joined April 2009
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At the Nature Museum and almost every dad is wearing Bears stuff. Bless.
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Good morning Bear Down Chicago Bears
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The Blackhawks
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Matt Lindner retweeted
Best story this week: Monday: Morgan Scalley in press conference talked about the ‘04 Holy War & how someone stole his helmet during the field storming. Wednesday: Scalley’s neighbor of 12 years, Rick, knocked on his door and said it was HIM who stole the helmet 22 years ago. He’s been waiting 12 years for the moment to tell Scalley he had it. He gave it back and the press conference prompted it. Rick said he was embarrassed, Scalley thought it was hilarious and ended up signing the helmet and giving it back. This is the helmet: @Utah_Football
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This is the closest we will come to experiencing what it’d be like if my Uncle Gary were president
BREAKING: President Trump announces he has offered the White House Press Secretary job to UFC President Dana White.
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Not me walking around all week muttering to myself “Pick another protein?”
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Cheers dudes.
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Just realized I went straight from wishing people a good morning to being like yeah okay have a drink with literally nothing in between and it's been that kind of a Friday.
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Alright guys, I'm calling it. It's a shade after 2:30 here in Chicago. The sun is going down, it's not warm, time is fleeting, your spirits could use some lifting. By the power vested in me by this here hellsite, go ahead and pour yourself a drink.
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Happy Friday dudes. Go get em.
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Shit I just gave out marriage advice sorry I forgot I was supposed to stick to sports on here sorry it won’t happen again IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN I MUST THINK OF MY FOLLOWERS FIRST
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Ladies, find you a man who loves you enough to where he is willing to walk through a chilly drizzle just because you had a night time craving for ice cream like I am currently doing for my wife.
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Hell of a thing to demand states hand over voters’ personal information and require proof of citizenship, then refuse to vote yourself because you don’t want your address on the very voter rolls you think the federal government should have access to.
Katie Miller admits she did not vote in the midterms
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You ever notice how stale Oreos are just kinda soft? And that's not actually a bad thing?
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Guys, I have some good news for you. If you're in the market for a @WhiteCastle baseball jersey, the @WCThunderBolts still have a few and you can buy one. Details: wcthunderbolts.com/products/…
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Did not have Woke Gronk on my 2026 Bingo card but, well, here we are.
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This is exactly it. The cold? Fine, whatever. Makes you feel alive. Going from gray from like 7-4 and then darkness thereafter? Stinky armpits, no deodorant.
Replying to @mattlindner
I don't mind cold temperatures but the sun going down at 4 PM is the absolute dirt worst.
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Former NFL player Rob Gronkowski issues a statement that he doesn’t appreciate Erika Kirk’s Turning Point using a video of him at the polls for propaganda purposes.
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Nothing quite like the gray of Chicago from November through February. Really just hits you in the face like a FIST FULL OF DEPRESSION.
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