Pervin' out Tuesdays, 10:30PM EST on @ComedyCentral. Catch @NikkiGlaser Tuesdays on Snapchat Discover. Podcast: https://xitter.cf/t.co/2v6bwEKgwk

Joined June 2015
Don’t be a Shooshy. Be a LOUDY. Speak up about sexual assault & demand change! notsafeshow.com
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Not Safe w/ Nikki retweeted
THIS #NotSafeShow MUG IS UP FOR AUCTION. REPLY TO @QuinnBanford W/YOUR BID, VENMO, & HE'LL SHIP IT TO YA (it's a lil chipped on one side)! xitter.cf/QuinnBanford/status/89…
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.@NikkiGlaser meets with the Neil deGrasse Tyson of pussy to demystify the female orgasm. on.cc.com/2bQ1ASR
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Nikki finds out if soon-to-be married couples are ready to take the plunge. on.cc.com/2bQ1fzz
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DPT: Instead of 20%, write a witty joke on the tip line. It shows how funny you are and that you're upfront about being an ass. #DateProTip
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DPT: Remember to pretend like you haven’t obsessively Instagram stalked them before you met. #DateProTip
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Not Safe w/ Nikki retweeted
Makes you think. #notsafeshow
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Still rocking out to the song of the summer with @1Omarion. on.cc.com/2c97DzL
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DPT: Don’t rush sex, unless you’re like... super duper horny. #DateProTip
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Don’t get sad when he doesn’t call. Remember there’s always a chance he died.
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The classiest dick pic photo shoot to date... on.cc.com/2bQ1oTg
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DPT: masturbate ahead of time. Then you'll probably fall asleep and not have to go on the date at all. #DateProTip
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Having sex with the Mona Lisa must be great because no matter where you are, she is always making eye contact with you.
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Nothing is sexier than enthusiastic consent. on.cc.com/2bPYRZn
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Bored and alone? Spend this weekend binging the Not Safe podcast. on.cc.com/2c9sMtQ
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DPT: Buy her a bouquet of flowers. If she has allergies, you know she is not genetically fit to mother your children. #DateProTip
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Saying your partner’s name during sex can be hot, unless their name is Dirk.
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Maybe they should fire this barista. on.cc.com/2c95fZU
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DPT: Here's a quick & easy tip to spice things up in your relationship: break up. #DateProTip
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