@notallbhas

new haven knows i’m miserable now.

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Joined September 2017
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not monochrome but put on something fittingly maximalist for my I Love Boosters rewatch
untitled goose name 🪿@notallbhasMay 3
‘If you didn’t know or couldn’t tell from the movie, I’m a communist.’ - @BootsRiley walked into the sloping, monochromatic world of I Love Boosters after May Day & left w hope about our capacity to dream, build community & organize thru labor movements Don’t miss it May 22
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They gotta name it something else bc there is only one DIG! I recognize
DiscussingFilm
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First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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Kool-Aid man’s been real quiet since this dropped
Punch Cat
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No Context in Philadelphia@alwaysunnyooc6h
Twitter right now
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E! News
@enewsOct 26
Kristen Bell admitted Dax Shepard flirts with her when he compliments other people: “That's flirting with me because he just made someone else feel good.” bit.ly/4ij6x5U
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Temu Joan Didion 🍉
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E! News
@enewsOct 26
Kristen Bell admitted Dax Shepard flirts with her when he compliments other people: “That's flirting with me because he just made someone else feel good.” bit.ly/4ij6x5U
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val@snoopyIitos13h
Saw the mbappe controversy and decided to dress up as mao zedong for the day
f #7inMelbourne
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OH MY GOODNESS
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Wrote in Francis (who lives under my neighbor’s porch & is a taxpayer) for County Surveyor
Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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It was for a position where only one candidate (republican) was running uncontested
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Saint Shannon@shannon_sense19h
This only happens when you buy real leather
ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstockyOct 26
Every man needs a jacket they devote the rest of their life to
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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You laugh, but I’d do this with Mulholland Drive and gauge a date’s reaction. And in my defense, every watch of MD is your first time watching it
fisherking@fisherk1ngOct 26
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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gains@gains_tweets11h
Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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That’s not Nathan Fielder
Pop Base
@PopBase12h
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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this tweet was ahead of its time
Francis Fukuyama
@FukuyamaFrancis11 Oct 2018
Just passed a house with a child's skeleton as a Halloween decoration. People should realize these are not cute; when you see one in reality it is at minimum a human tragedy and at worst a #WarCrimes
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amazing seal content online rn
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baby genius@idiotfetusOct 26
Someone give me $10K and a plane ticket please
baby genius@idiotfetusOct 26
Items from Paul Reubens’ Big Auction happening at The Groundlings in LA this Wednesday
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Janus Films
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I hope everyone’s ready to get bi.
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Face off between the two male characters from The Devils
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates22h
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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Indu@_induuuOct 26
he’s now my wagon baby.
Indu@_induuuOct 23
Alfie got injured, is now on 2 months of strict bed rest and I cannot even articulate how sad I am for him. I just want my baby to feel better. He’s the best dog in the world.
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Jules 🪐@schumisnoopyOct 26
"what's your biggest impact on the internet?" drawing mulder and scully with courage
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