robertmugabe (@robertmugabe) profile picture

Most popular statesman, voted totally democratically out of a choice of one candidate as leader of Zimbabwe, cleverest man in Africa, Party Animal :)

Joined December 2008
I blame Dr Livingstone...
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I could murder a Big Mac...
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FFS! That bitch Katie's on Big Brother! #cbb :(
Nothing to see here... Move along...
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The sexy granny was good as well... #justsaying #BGTfinal
Both #IceFilms & #180upload are currently attempting to put malicious software on user's PCs.. Don't click Java updates > java .com 4 update
If #180upload don't stop those fake Java update pop-ups on every page people will be using other sites? It's delaying my River Monsters!
The guy with the pasta pillows! The guy with the pasta pillows! #Masterchef
Follow me if you want a new Ferrari!
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"I told you I was ill!" off of Spike Milligan's gravestone #likeit :)
Do they suspend accounts for just unfollowing everybody? Twitter would really work well after doing that? Silly people!
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They can't be suspending accounts because users follow too many people, even when you may have over 1000 more followers than you follow?
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