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Joined February 2009
Jimmy Anderson first played for Lancashire before 9/11
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I've been achieving nothing whilst sounding like a cat shinning up a french blind.
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated.
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I wouldn't last one shift at a Wetherspoons.
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Shane Gillis whining about what women wear to the gym has reminded me of the time I was walking there and thought I was being catcalled, until I realised I was wearing an Ajax training top and it was actually two Dutch builders chanting "... PSV, PSV ..."
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A wholesome turn of events.
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Nudged Mr. S awake to tell him about Lula. Such a rare treat to be able to deliver good world news. – at Manchester, England
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Every team in the bottom half has got me going "nah, they'll be alright" or "I can't see them going". So my opinion is that no one will get relegated.
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Except Manchester City.
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Coz I was here first.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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He might have punctured our football, but we're still having a crack at a game of heads and volleys. We're still managing to amuse ourselves, and he's still watching on, bare mad that he sucks at it.
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Antonio Conte, under his breath, cradling a brandy balloon in one hand and stroking his chin with the other: I can fix him
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Reminder that if you tip me any amount on ko-fi, you can ask me to write a scandalous lie about you and publish it below! Or you can just tip me because you're in a position to do so and life is hard. Or perhaps you desire a secret third thing? ko-fi.com/samwhytebluesky
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If you've got some garish diamanté poppy dangling from your lanyard, or some big plastic monstrosity affixed to your house - I assume a commensurate amount of money has been sent to The Royal British Legion, yeah?
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All the muck that was thrown at him can be best described by the same term: tittle tattle. A man was hounded to death over tittle tattle.
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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I cannot conceive of being an Everton fan who went today. It is beyond my social imagination.
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The only way I'd end up agreeing to Arsenal away in October is if I was pissed. Really enthusiastic pissed. That time of night you commit to a weekend in Dubrovnik with someone you met 20 minutes prior.
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1 soy sauce fish per trick-or-treater
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I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview
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