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chronically online ideas guy

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Joined February 2021
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how come old things are so beautiful and new things are so ugly
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pleeeee mane
We've derisked quite a bit. After derisking higher we kept re-adding. That has completely stopped. This isn't purely an alpha based call. I don't have a good read on the market, we're up a lot into year end and want to crystallize gains, and I'm worried about what's coming. Short term, crypto may be uninvestable. Democrats are probably going Gensler 2.0. There are plenty of nasty outcomes: - DATs made illegal and forced to unwind -Warren Banking Oversight - Protocols pushing memecoins getting prosecuted - Privacy tokens treated as hostile Mid to long term, this is obviously a net good for Bitcoin. Democrats will likely accelerate spending and fiat debasement, and the industry may come out better once it gets "cleaned up." Expect a tremendous amount of volatility. It will present incredible buying opportunities. Note: The democrats cannot replace the CFTC chair who has been ruling favorably for stock perps and DeFi generally, so some assets may not be totally evisercated.
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forget finding a job in this economy try finding a girl who isn't ran through
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instagram doesn't let me take screenshots anymore wtf??? this is going to have catastrophic consequences for the meme supply chain
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checked my bags today
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brutal
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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how do i farm the tradwife airdrop?
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americans be like hey did you vote for moloch or baal
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“voteball”
I saw someone disparage politics as “voteball” and now I can’t get that out of my head
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woke is back on the menu
WOKE IS BACK
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the sun will rise and we will try again
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atheists be like: if God real why my granny got hit by a bazooka?
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BEECH NEE-GAH
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i can feel it in my balls
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"hey guys, so i had this really cool idea for a news segment. you know that thing jockeys use to whip horses to make them run faster? yeah so basically we do that but on ME instead. why? uhhh well, for educational purposes obviously? like i could tell you how much it hurts and then we could maybe empathize with the horses or try to extrapolate how painful it must be for them, even though humans and horses have completely different anatomies and the horses are full of adrenaline when they're being whipped, so it's not really comparable at all but yeah idk just whip me lol"
In a segment on horse racing, the ABC's Science reporter Jonica Newby asked a former jockey to whip her. The safe word was "Ultimo".
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imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her and there's another horse outside
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always a mf with no sauce telling you where to dip your nuggets
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tartar maxxing
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