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Joined August 2008
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How I've maneuvered myself into a life discussing politics is a mystery to me, because I hate politics and would much rather spend my time on earth discussing 1) the fact Cape Cod and Long Island are part of the same terminal moraine and 2) exploding lakes
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ retweeted
I think if you could distill what Americans voted against yesterday down to a single post it would be this one
Haters will say this is AI 🕺🕺
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I can't believe Texas voted to take away God's penis
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you aren't prepared for who's on the sax
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Lots of Democrats boycotted Netanyahu's last speech to Congress, but the next time he's there they really should all attend and give him a standing ovation
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It is genuinely heartening that a national strategy based on ginning up racial animus just fell absolutely flat.
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America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now
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It's a shame Lindsey Graham didn't live to see himself proven so right
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It’s funny that Bill Clinton famously identified El Sayed publicly as a big political talent in 2007 — but unlike Obama, Clinton is NOT campaigning for him. I have to assume that was at El Sayed’s request, given how much everybody hated Clinton in Michigan in 2024.
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Did Clinton call El Sayed to ask about campaigning for him? That would have been an awkward phone call. teapaw.org/schwarz/status/2117662…
It’s funny that Bill Clinton famously identified El Sayed publicly as a big political talent in 2007 — but unlike Obama, Clinton is NOT campaigning for him. I have to assume that was at El Sayed’s request, given how much everybody hated Clinton in Michigan in 2024.
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ retweeted
Mamdani went undercover at the New York City marathon passing out water and congratulating runners on the route. This may seem harmless but it is actually an extension of the practices of the fifth leader of the Abbasid caliphate Harun al-Rashid (786–809 CE) who would go into the city in disguise in order to assess the unguarded sentiments of his subjects. #Mamdanistan
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Everyone who survives nuclear war is going to get $5000
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Journalism is collapsing, but there will always be jobs for people who specialize in soothing the hurt feelings of billionaires and telling them what they want to hear teapaw.org/petersavodnik/status/2…
Regarding Haley Stevens' apostasy, there are two conversations taking place right now: The public conversation mostly features partisans burnishing their partisan credentials. Heaping as much scorn on her as possible. They think it's very important everyone knows they believe she's a traitor, a leech, probably unwell. (Also, she's marrying a Zionist.) As for the private conversation, the one that includes many thoughtful Democrats who aren't sure what to make of their party right now, I'm hearing much more nuance. Things like: "Not what I'd do, but I get it" and "About time" and "Processing."
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If this actually happens, we can darkly chuckle about how America & Israel ended human civilization with nuclear weapons because, we said, we had to stop dangerous religious lunatics from ending human civilization with nuclear weapons teapaw.org/TuckerCarlson/status/2…
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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I have to admit there would be something comedically and dramatically satisfying about civilization being ended by someone who is the living embodiment of all of humanity's worst traits teapaw.org/TuckerCarlson/status/2…
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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I am now using eyedrops for the first time in my life, and cannot get the Drops on Face/Drops in Eye ratio down below 3-1
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People obsessed with politics on all sides believe presidential elections tell us something profound about What America Believes, but they never do. In 1972 Nixon won with 34% of eligible votes choosing him (61% of 56% turnout). teapaw.org/blockhead4000/status/2…
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In reality, as opposed to the fevered imaginings of people like this, Did Not Vote won the 1972 election just like it always does teapaw.org/blockhead4000/status/2…
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ retweeted
an important reminder that if they are ever faced with the prospect of having slightly less money and power, oligarchs will always side with authoritarianism
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