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on my desk, under a pile of takeout Chinese food, is a Manilla folder containing printout pictures of my 8th grade math teacher's ass
late last night, I was once again awoken by the mighty and thunderous CLAP of my upstairs neighbors pissing. i have few precious minutes before it seems through their carpet and onto my train collection... again
Breadsticks pour out of my hat, torrentially flooding the room. My waitress, Cindy, is trapped on all sides. The exits are blocked and it becomes difficult to breathe. I begin to rise, my hands extended.
Starting today I will be forcing myself to forget everything my doctor tells me, in a last ditch effort to avoid "the corporation formerly known as Pepsi"
I have invented the wheel 3 times. The first time, I was motivated by my parent's lack of respect. The SECOND,
in the process of separating mind and body. step 1: anytime someone compliments you, REFUSE to suck their dick
I recline in my chair, my posture is playful. A lone cherub plays the sonata of the soul. I look to you with a sardonic grin. "Computer, open pornhub."