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'AITA for giving my children permission to defend themselves and ruining my brother's visit?'

'AITA for giving my children permission to defend themselves and ruining my brother's visit?'

"AITA for giving my children permission to defend themselves and ruining my brother's visit?"​​​​​​ My brother has two stepkids (10, 8) who are absolute brats. He is infatuated with their mother...

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'AITA for telling my sister her baby isn't a real baby?'

'AITA for telling my sister her baby isn't a real baby?'

"AITA for telling my sister her baby isn't a real baby?" I (26F) got engaged to my fiance on earlier this year. I was very excited to share with my family of course, and everyone congratulated me and...

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'AITA for not wanting to cuddle with my partner?' UPDATED

'AITA for not wanting to cuddle with my partner?' UPDATED

"AITA for not wanting to cuddle with my partner?" I F(21) and my parter M(21) have been now living together for about 6 months. My parter likes to sleep cuddled up to someone, I however DO NOT. This...

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'AITA for wanting to dump my fiancée after she injured herself while I was away?' UPDATED 2X

'AITA for wanting to dump my fiancée after she injured herself while I was away?' UPDATED 2X

"AITA for wanting to dump my fiancée after she injured herself while I was away?" While I (30m) was away on business, my fiancée (32 f) decided to go out without telling me. We spoke in the afterno...

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'AITA for kicking my husband out over our phones getting disconnected?' UPDATED

'AITA for kicking my husband out over our phones getting disconnected?' UPDATED

"AITA for kicking my husband out over our phones getting disconnected?" Long story short, we have been trying to financially recover from my husband hopping jobs and then not actually working at all...

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'AITA for deciding to bury my husband with his late wife and young daughter?'

'AITA for deciding to bury my husband with his late wife and young daughter?'

"AITA for deciding to bury my husband with his late wife and young daughter?" My husband died very recently after almost 17 years of marriage. He didn't have his wishes written down anywhere but we...

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'AITA for refusing to work things out with my fiancé because my life is better without his daught...

'AITA for refusing to work things out with my fiancé because my life is better without his daught...

"AITA for refusing to work things out with my fiancé because my life is better now that his daughter isn't around?" I know the title makes me look like an AH. I accepted that. But, for full transpa...

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'AITA for leaving home after my husband said I should cover all the costs of IVF?'

'AITA for leaving home after my husband said I should cover all the costs of IVF?'

"AITA for leaving home after my husband said I should cover all the costs of IVF?" Sorry for any mistakes in advance, I have been married to my husband for 13 years. We've been trying for so long to...

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'AITA for making a pregnant woman sleep in her car?' UPDATED

'AITA for making a pregnant woman sleep in her car?' UPDATED

"AITA for making a pregnant woman sleep in her car?" I (F34) live next to the mother of N (F22) in an apartment complex. I live alone with my two cats. I am on a short leave from work for panic...

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'Someone kept stealing my food so I prepared them a special sandwich...'

'Someone kept stealing my food so I prepared them a special sandwich...'

"Someone kept stealing my food so I prepared them a special sandwich..." This is the first time I premeditated my revenge, and I am so glad I did. I am currently doing an internship as a lab assist...

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'I'm a bitter Gen Z'er and it's not fair. Here's my side...'

'I'm a bitter Gen Z'er and it's not fair. Here's my side...'

"I'm a bitter Gen Z'er and it's not fair. Here's my side..." I'm bitter that the older generations climbed to the top and took the ladder with them. I'm bitter they bought all the affordable housing...

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'AITA for refusing to give my husband an easy out?' MAJOR UPDATE

'AITA for refusing to give my husband an easy out?' MAJOR UPDATE

"AITA for refusing to give my husband an easy out?" I met my mate six years ago and we tied the knot five years ago. During that time, he has bonded well with my child, has stood up to my toxic ex,...

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'Am I wrong for telling my BF that if he goes to a strip club our relationship is over?'

'Am I wrong for telling my BF that if he goes to a strip club our relationship is over?'

"Am I wrong for telling my BF that if he goes to a strip club for either of these events, it’s a wrap on our relationship?" My boyfriend (28M) and I (27F) have been together for 3 years. Since the...

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'My husband has been secretly talking with my friend who we briefly invited into our marriage.'

'My husband has been secretly talking with my friend who we briefly invited into our marriage.'

"Childhood friend turned mistress. My husband was talking to her in secret on our wedding& intimate with her while I was pregnant in another state." I wish I had the stomach to write everything that...

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'I'm thinking of divorcing my wife for how she treats our twin girls...'

'I'm thinking of divorcing my wife for how she treats our twin girls...'

"I'm thinking of divorcing my wife for how she treats our twin girls..." I just want to rant on an account not associated with my hobbies, sorry. I'm 34m, my wife is 35, my daughters are 9-year-old...

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'My sister asked me to officiate her secret wedding ceremony on April Fools' Day.'

'My sister asked me to officiate her secret wedding ceremony on April Fools' Day.'

"My sister asked me to officiate her secret wedding ceremony on April Fools' Day." So the title is pretty explanatory, but this is still gonna be a super long post so i can get everything off my mind...

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'As a teacher, I mean this as disrespectfully as I can: a lot of you are horrible parents.'

'As a teacher, I mean this as disrespectfully as I can: a lot of you are horrible parents.'

"As a teacher, I mean this as disrespectfully as I can: a lot of you are horrible parents..." I’m a teacher, and I’m just going to say it. Some of you out there are straight up not parenting. You’re...

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'Something is up with my husband six years into our marriage. He won't be physical.' *NEW UPDATE*

'Something is up with my husband six years into our marriage. He won't be physical.' *NEW UPDATE*

"Me [32/F] with my husband [39 M] 6-years, our intimate life disappeared; he swears he's attracted to me and I'm not sure what to believe or do." Before I got into this, I want to stress that I know...

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'A missing emoji is the only reason my mom is still here...'

'A missing emoji is the only reason my mom is still here...'

"A missing emoji is the only reason my mom is still here..." I don't call my parents enough. I always tell myself I will call tomorrow and then I just don't. Weeks go by sometimes. A while back I...

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'AITA for not letting my stepdad and step sister into my apartment?'

'AITA for not letting my stepdad and step sister into my apartment?'

"AITA for not letting my stepdad and step sister into my apartment?" Quick context to understand the situation: I’m 28F and my parents got divorced 6 years ago. My mom met my stepdad 4 years ago and...

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