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Joined June 2009
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@texasJan 3
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EssentiallySports (@ES_sportsnews) profile pictureEssentiallySports
@ES_sportsnewsNov 7
The Great State of Texas has a rich sports history and traditions that stand the test of time. 🤠✍️ But still, the question arises: Which one city, Dallas or Houston, is the real sports capital of the Lone Star State? 🤔 And don't let fellow Texans from San Antonio, Austin, or College Station hear you say that. 😂
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Good morning, it will now be pitch black at 4:30 pm for the next five months in Nashville. Falling back is indefensibly stupid and should end forever.
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Launching Lucia during NNN is diabolical.
Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames) profile pictureRockstar Games
@RockstarGamesOct 15
Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard. Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5

Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer

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OKLAHOMA UPSETS NO. 1 TEXAS IN THE RED RIVER RIVALRY WITH A GAME-WINNING FIELD GOAL 😱
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NASA astronaut Frank Culbertson, aboard the International Space Station, takes photographs of the scene on Manhattan from space. “Frank, we’re not having a very good day down on earth,” says Mission Control.
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Do t believe I’ve ever seen this footage of the second plane hitting. Insane.
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MaH (@MahTheChosenOne) profile pictureMaH@MahTheChosenOneAug 19
Lunch.
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And you still can’t get any
Testicalremovalofpedos (@Hangthepeds) profile pictureTesticalremovalofpedos@HangthepedsAug 11
Replying to @AmericaPapaBear
Because @texas is full of pussies
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@5klAug 12
Pope night and they still cant overcome Cin.
Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) profile pictureChicago White Sox
@whitesoxAug 12
FINAL: Reds 5, White Sox 4
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@5klAug 12
Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery
Scottie ⚾️ (@ScottH40449762) profile pictureScottie ⚾️@ScottH40449762Aug 11
Can we just have a normal rain storm. Does it always have to be in an epic freaking thunderstorm lately?
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@netcapgirlAug 6
how much did this cost california
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MTS (@MTSlive) profile pictureMTS
@MTSliveAug 6
SITUATION DETECTED: Elon Musk has announced that Terafab will be built in Grimes County, Texas, and that SpaceX and Tesla will invest $16.8 billion for the initial buildout.
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A liar
Latroy Longston (@latroylongstonx) profile pictureLatroy Longston@latroylongstonxAug 3
I enjoy the benefits in which marijuana gives me as well as orally pleasing women until they orgasm, what’s that make me? @texas
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All great things happen in Texas. @texas
Shay Boloor (@StockSavvyShay) profile pictureShay Boloor
@StockSavvyShayAug 6
$TSLA says Terafab will be built in Grimes County Texas as both it and $SPCX prepare for chip demand beyond global supply. The company plans to build “the largest chip manufacturing facility ever” with a goal of producing more than 1 terawatt of compute annually.
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And yet this is the first I’ve heard of it
MTS (@MTSlive) profile pictureMTS
@MTSliveAug 6
SITUATION DETECTED: Elon Musk has announced that Terafab will be built in Grimes County, Texas, and that SpaceX and Tesla will invest $16.8 billion for the initial buildout.
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aphrodite. (@SweetBabiJayy) profile pictureaphrodite.@SweetBabiJayyJul 23
It felt so good yesterday. Get hotter, @texas, hit 115°
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@5klJul 24
Only appropriate that @tombrodude was a Philly fan. RIP
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@5klJul 24
Steph is system quarterback
Dr. Nirav Pandya, M.D. (@DrNiravPandya) profile pictureDr. Nirav Pandya, M.D.
@DrNiravPandyaJul 24
Stephen Curry, 1 team, 4 rings LeBron James, 5 teams, 4 rings
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@texasJul 4
Please rise for the national anthem of #america
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Please rise for the national anthem of #america
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Good morning America
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