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dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
the kind of guy you bring home (to meet your parents)
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Tom Cecil
@scopgieb
14 Aug 2022
Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up
– at Brooklyn, NY
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dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
28 Jul 2022
i yelled “GET INTO IT YUH” in my sleep last night
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dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
15 Dec 2019
what do u call it when the french play nintendo? oui tennis
dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
8 Dec 2019
i strictly use emojis sarcastically
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dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
7 Dec 2019
to the stranger on campus: i wasn’t winking at you, something got in my eye as we simultaneously made eye-contact crossing paths
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dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
7 Nov 2019
sometimes you gotta give em the benefit of the clout
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dobby the elf on the shelf
@thedanchannel
23 Oct 2019
\/ibe check: cheese -> coffee -> adderall -> explosive diarrhea
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