the kind of guy you bring home (to meet your parents)

LA
Joined October 2019
dobby the elf on the shelf retweeted
Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up – at Brooklyn, NY
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i yelled “GET INTO IT YUH” in my sleep last night @DojaCat
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what do u call it when the french play nintendo? oui tennis
i strictly use emojis sarcastically
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to the stranger on campus: i wasn’t winking at you, something got in my eye as we simultaneously made eye-contact crossing paths
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sometimes you gotta give em the benefit of the clout
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\/ibe check: cheese -> coffee -> adderall -> explosive diarrhea
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