damnthatlooklike

✨ I had to boss up for a check; I had to step on these niggas necks ✨

Why did I just fall on my ass in front of my mom and I didn’t even try to stop it? I gotta leave this liquor alone

They should really stop teaching people that there’s no such thing as a stupid question

I swear, every day I go to work they never fail to remind me that I’m surrounded by idiots

It’s me at Waffle House in the middle of the day just for some cheese eggs

I gotta stop smoking 😅 I just burped & it just so happened to be at the same exact moment my neighbors dog started barking and for a split second I really thought - “did I just bark? 🤨”

Work annoys me because if i have to sit at a computer for 8 hours, I’d prefer that time be spent playing my games

😂😂😂

I just feel like it’s unfair that work cuts into my gaming time

I’m pissed. I done spent literal HOURS this past weekend figuring out how to build a loft on the sims and they have the audacity to drop a Loft kit on 8/26.

I think it’s time for me to start looking at other positions to move to. I thought I would enjoy working high level cases but this shit gets to be draining

I’m over work man. They got me working social media and these people be doing the absolute MOST on the interweb 🙄 so I decided I’m taking the rest of the week off 😌

I was trying to get my rabbit from under my bed so I tried to trick her with a chew toy. I guess she got hip to the game cause she straight up snatched that bitch and dipped right back under the bed 😒 I got played by a rabbit

It’s me that done bought $60 worth of temporary tattoos and now y’all can’t tell me I’m not inked up 😭😂💀

My mama wanna borrow my car for the weekend but I just thought about the fact that if she does I won’t be able to get Yashi and now I’m conflicted

This shit at 7% . Meanwhile my charger is less than 5 feet away. Sometimes even I don’t understand my logic 🤷🏽‍♀️