Still laughing at this a day later.
It’s especially funny when you remember how large parts of the drone community refused to acknowledge dual use. I know @d0tslash remembers.
Oct 2026, AI travels back in time by 7 months and turns me into @hak5darren to feed the slop machine.
I’m surprised by Grok @bot. I have a mountain of complete bullshit that eats my time while running every aspect of a business. It’s the first fully managed solution where I can meaningfully offload tons of it in the form of a few dozen “micro employees”.
I tried doing with OpenAI’s “Dot” and it quickly turned into a firehose of different topics colliding into a singular chat UI, where Grok Bot lets you separate each topic domain. And for time sensitive stuff, Grok Bot can repeat checks every 5min compared to Dot’s 1hr.
Sure, there are roll your own options, like Hermes. But fully managed is much lower friction for a lot of stuff.
Hey @sama, you should see what I can do with a bent spoon.
I get that this is outside of what YOU think hackers can do, but this is well within the scope of what a well resourced red team can do during an op. Wait till you learn that every trace on a PCB is an antenna.
I don’t think giving an agent access to your bank qualifies as unauthorized access, so my post from 2 days ago isn’t quite as prescient as it seems.
But I suppose this is… better late than never:
“banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong”
SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios.
The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios.
Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said.
Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior.
Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
Wow… he wasn’t exaggerating! It really looks like AI.
Looks like a F-35 had babies with a Lambo. It’s got self-recharging thrusters that lets it fly. A 0-60 of 0.59-1.6 sec depending on model. And the base model price somehow seems to be $50k?!
Tesla Roadster. I have so many questions.
The $50k for base model and $250k for mid model has got to be purely the initial deposit. The reservation page is confusing. But a super stripped down 2 seater, with 1.6sec 0-60, with no thrusters does seem like something Tesla could pull off for $50k. 🤷♂️🤷♂️
tesla.com/roadster/reserve#p…
Crypto people: don’t confuse my recent posts for an interest in crypto. Your suffering is simply part of the sport that I enjoy.
I’m here to observe the advancement of hardware implants & supply chain attacks… wherever they may exist.
The crypto industry has taken advantage of tons of normies by overpromising and underdelivering. Almost 20 years and the hardware wallets can’t meet the hardware security of $90 bank card readers… lol
I was into bitcoin starting late 2010/early 2011. When it was $1-5 USD per bitcoin & you could meaningfully mine it on even laptop CPUs & GPUs.
But more importantly, IT HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
I know that OG mentality still exists in tiny slivers. But it’s been dominated by opportunists whose main product seems to be the creation of stagnation and victims.
OMG Cable implant. Grok can’t identify it as possibly malicious even with an x-ray scan. Thats definitely NOT a capacitor… it’s the 2.4ghz antenna 😂
