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CEO, wife, physiologist, Eliza, professor, shenanigans, mother of my house. Pronouns: dr/dr Emojis: 🫀🫁🖥️👸🏳️‍🌈🧑‍🍳👩‍🔬👰‍♀️🤱🖖🏽

Joined November 2008
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He's keeping gnomes with a bad drug habit?
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@MTomasson Some times I pray for you at night. I hope you find peace. August and Marie are done.
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Anyone who loves spring this much doesn’t understand Iowa. We’re here for tornados and derechos share.google/XYhsY28nsJLBHxL…
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Scientists…it’s a rough time. Steel yourselves with data.
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Real talk. If AI can hack Australia, does IP even matter anymore?
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So, here’s the story. I left to work on my start up. Gave all my grants to another co-PI. They support people and projects and now that PI is on sick leave. I’m not willing to burn it all down until they’re better so…back to the university I go.
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Yeah…so…they called me back. There’s problems in Gotham.You can never stop being a member of the Justice League
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Fleeee!!!! The ship is sinking!
🚨 BREAKING: Byron Donalds has now scrubbed numerous mentions and photos of Trump from his campaign site. This comes as Trump grows more and more unpopular.
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Why does every hour feel like chaos?
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When you’re a PI and your stuff isn’t working, know what you do? Get back in your lab and put hands on it. CC @MTomasson
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@mtomasson Hope, I just need a ray of that 'Cause no one sees my vision when I play it for 'em They just say it's wack, but they don't know what dope is And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this All I know is, you came to me when I was at my lowest You picked me up, breathed new life in me, I owe my life to you But for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do But it just dawned on me you lost a son, demons fightin' you It's dark, let me turn on the lights And brighten me and enlighten you I don't think you realise what you mean to me Not the slightest clue, 'cause me and you were like a crew I was like your sidekick, you gon' either wanna fight When I get off this fuckin' mic, or you gon' hug me But I'm outta options, there's nothin' else I can do 'cause…come back, Dre. I need your for fucks sake.
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I will hold a pipette for you. Let’s get this done
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It’s a good question @mtomasson. You tell August to come back and I will. Find out lab jackets. Yup, putting this out here publicly because Marie married August youtu.be/Ul-b1-ar0p0?is=vinr…
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Mine was 11 papers. Got two minor revisions today due in 10 days.
Feel free to insert your personal red flag where needed. I’m done at “believed he was invited” and came running to assault an overly intoxicated person at the call of his teambro.
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Dr. Bates retweeted
Replying to @BatesPhysio @uiowa
But, problem with having someone in adjunct status is that I still see everything with my pen and pad. Consider this my official status as a whistleblower
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Replying to @BatesPhysio @uiowa
But, problem with having someone in adjunct status is that I still see everything with my pen and pad. Consider this my official status as a whistleblower
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I was a HCCC member until I couldn’t bear the ethics anymore. Part of why I’m in adjunct status, and willing to lose that to bring their tomfoolery under the sun @RobSandIA
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I’ll say again. I love Iowa. It’s my home and I appreciate the heat I’m bringing on me. I’ve ridden RAGBRAI several times, interacted with people. This is why this non-Iowa nice Californian cannot let this stand. We need to audit all of the HCCC @RobSandIA.
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