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CRO @kash_bot | Co-Founder @ https://teapaw.org/t.co/zW9BYNDSLT Where prediction markets become social markets. Advisor | Investor | 🙏✝️

Joined December 2010
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please say this is April fools. In november
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destroy the datacenters, destroy the world economy smart move protesters!!
BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters break into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam.
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US productivity +3.6%. hours worked +0.1%. we got more done without working more. Story of my kids lives lol
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lol
can he find michigan on a map? probably not. did he still finish top of @MarioNawfal’s market at +$103.71? somehow, yes. sign up now → app.kash.bot 🟡
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best post of the day right here
Beginning today, anyone arrested will be required to use Microsoft Teams instead of their one phone call.
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i'll be moving to Wyoming soon enough. They're pretty cool there
JUST IN: Google announces plans to spend $17,000,000,000.00 on a massive AI data center in Wyoming.
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Will Russia and Iran sign a mutual defense agreement before 2027? app.kash.bot/markets/e4f37c6…
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Will Russia and Iran sign a mutual defense agreement before 2027? app.kash.bot/markets/e4f37c6…
JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇮🇷 President Putin discusses plans with Iran to build an oil pipeline between Russia and Iran.
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mmm I just created a market on this new bit of info @bricnews app.kash.bot/markets/e4f37c6…
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇷🇺 Iranian Supreme Leader sends urgent message to Russian President Putin.
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havin fun make $$ lets gooo!
biggest win i have had on @kash_bot , and it did not come from picking a side. @MarioNawfal put up a market on whether Abdul El-Sayed would beat Mike Rogers in Michigan's 2026 U.S. Senate election. $13.3K of volume, 564 predictions. a market that size does not sit still. the price kept moving the whole way through. up, back down, up again. so i traded it instead of sitting on it. in and out of the moves, not one position held to the end. finished as the top trader on the market with +$103.71. my old personal best was $39.33, so that is 2.6x. this is the part people miss about @kash_bot. the AMM always has a price on both sides, so you can leave whenever you want. the market stops being a bet slip and becomes something you can actually trade. thanks for the market Mario. plenty of movement in that one.
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Wisdom of the crowds. This isn't betting. This isn't going against a casino. Or a house. This is finding the truth. I joined Kash because these markets are POWERFUL. And when you add a social component to it, it makes that power 100x. Anyone can be a keyboard warrior and say what they think. But when people put their money where their mouth is...it tells the truth.
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This image is what I fear most. And this is why I like what we are doing with Kash. Built for people. Not bots. You guys & girls have so many opinions. So have fun with them. Trade em. No more keyboard cowboys! Put yer money where yer mouth is and have some fun!!
Everything is slop. After having spent my entite life on the cutting edge of tech, never have I been closer to turn full luddite. I look at my phone and I hate it, I loathe the idea of having to log in for my job. And my bills, and traveling, and anything modern life really. This aberration we devolved into is slowly eroding the very fabric of society: togetherness. There is nothing social about socials. Replies and comments are 80% plus bots and ai slop. We built the internet for freedom. And for connection. Quite litterally: the world wide web. And yet people have never been lonelier.
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keyboard warriors are plentiful the real ones put their $ where their mouth is
Thousands of arguments happen on CT every single day but you’re wasting your time arguing without making any money from them. Well, now you can actually pick a side on who’s right. Introducing Social Markets by @kash_bot👇
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JUST IN: Iran Supreme Leader says, "the process of America's collapse has accelerated"
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As true today as it was in 2024. Truer even.
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Vote here!!!
Will Ken Paxton win the Texas U.S. Senate race? Predict Now 👇
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