IM A CAT WITH A BOX ON MY HEAD
IM PAIRED TO THE INCREDIBLE $AMZN STOCK ON THE @longdotxyz PLATFORM ON THE @RobinhoodCrypto EVM FORK CHAIN
LONG app.
Full Robinhood domination for the PVE launchpad.
Looking primed... ship it 📦😌
Was spending the last few days onboarding new team members and accelerating our app development.
Getting there.
Since day 1 we’ve tried to achieve two goals:
1. Rebuilt the trenches into an isolated PVE sandbox
2. Giving this “sandbox”: our early adopters, assets, and communities access to net new audience/flows.
We need to make sure LONG can produce game changers “new systems” consistently and not just hold still and wait for another cycle.
If we execute right for the imminent next leg the app will expand dist within and outside of crypto in a very systemic way.
We also lined up some quick wins for next week. As always balance between a bigger vision 🤝 and day-to-day execution.
LONG.
I dream of clouds and fields of green candles.
$AMZN is the infra x retail x AI play of the century 📦⬆️
$AMZN AWS CEO: "...we’re installing an accelerator chip, whether a GPU or a Trainium chip, every 14 seconds. It is a massive and rapid scale up. And today, we’re still supply constrained, and we’re scaling really rapidly for customers."
$AMZN CEO: "We are installing an AI accelerator about every 14 seconds, and almost as fast as we install capacity, customers are gobbling it up. Our core compute and storage revenue grew at their fastest rates in several years."
BOXY retweeted
Lord forgive me.
I’m going to shill $BOXY even harder today.
PSA: $BOXY coin will get you so much attention from women
This is a PSA to single men (and maybe a warning to married ones), $BOXY coin will get you a ridiculous amount of attention from women.
Earlier today, my wife and I had just finished up our weekly grocery run and I decided we would stop by our local bakery (Panera Bread) to pick up a loaf for the week (I personally can't stand cheap grocery store bread).
As I approached the drive-through window, the young lady told me the total (nothing I couldn't comfortably afford) and I asked if they accepted crypto.
She said yes, but I would need to scan their payment QR code.
I casually pulled out my phone, opened my wallet, and showed her my $BOXY holdings before sending the payment.
She reached out towards my car and cradled my phone in her hands like a newborn baby.
As she reapproached the window, she smiled, and giddy with eyes bright she said, "Wow, I have NEVER seen a coin like that before."
I chuckled, smirked, and responded, "It's $BOXY. The box cat. On Robinhood chain."
Her jaw nearly dropped to the floor.
"Wait... you're actually holding $BOXY?"
I nodded.
"Since the trenches."
She covered her mouth with both hands. I could tell she was trying to remain professional.
I rolled up the window to my Model Y Performance and drove away.
My wife was unusually quiet for the remainder of the drive. I can only imagine what was going through her mind.
This is just one example of many encounters that I've had within the past 36 hours since buying $BOXY.
If you're looking for a coin that's a straight-up panty dropper (I'm not, I'm married), look no further.
$BOXY. The box cat.
BOXIMISTS see a meme and know the future is primed 🫡 📦
$AMZN
Extremely confident @longdotxyz and memestocks are only getting started
Major financial trend shifts take years not months
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Extremely confident @longdotxyz and memestocks are only getting started
Major financial trend shifts take years not months
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