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Creative goof with a side of egg sandwich

Oregon, USA
Joined November 2010
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Trees change everything
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The Dyson headphones + air filter make sense to me, but we also had months of shitty air quality last fall
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Debated posting it here, but... neil-clarke.com/a-concerning… This is a problem for short fiction submissions and it's not just going to go away. The link goes into details, but this is a graph of submission bans since 2019. Plagiarism and bot-written spam.
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This is the answer until I find out it’s wrong
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This is really good.
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Moving at the speed of my neck
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Moving at the speed of life
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Most days I don’t identify as a runner anymore, it’s just the strenuous activity I’m most comfortable doing
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I’m suddenly enduring a deluge of unpleasant letters
I’m on my journey and rn my journey is itchy
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Jumping jack overalls and my garbage jacket Don’t mind me just causing a racket
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I love dainty lil paper bags
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Come on in I’ve got roasted hazelnuts
I just over here grinding…grinding hustle culture into dust
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This one got me
2022 is gonna give us a clowning
Cool decision tree, bro
I’m straight up feeling hella thankful
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Ragu’s “Cook like a Mother” slogan is hilarious to me