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she/her NY based comedian & little idiot mgmt: [email protected]

NYC
Joined March 2010
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I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names
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these drinks taste like i’m gonna forget to do my skin routine later tonight
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wow i can’t believe creating the ugliest car we’ve ever seen and making it so you could get trapped inside while it was on fire didn’t go well
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when my bf is overstimulated i put his name into songs and sing as loud as i can so he knows i care
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fighting with an evil ai bro and i meant leo but either way i hope the pope isn’t mad
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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5pm after daylight savings feels like foreboding voice: youre running out of time me: for what? foreboding voice: you just are
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i think everyone should be able to look however they want/do whatever they want but i guess my only concern is that plastic surgery has gotten so common that every time i post a video of my REGULAR FACE people comment “wow she had way too much work done” so idk what to do ab that
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dreams were so simple in the 90s you’d be like “i hope i win a radio station contest”
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limp brittzkit retweeted
ok good job now pass popular bills and dare trump to veto them. here’s a starter set (all poll at 85% or higher): - require hospitals to fully disclose costs before providing care. - require background checks for all gun sales, including private sales. - ban financial companies from selling customers’ personal data. - require an enforceable supreme court ethics code. - ban members of congress from trading individual stocks. - prohibit former members of congress from becoming lobbyists for five years. - prevent hospitals from charging more than doctors’ offices for identical outpatient services. - establish a voluntary program helping employers provide paid family and medical leave. - require publicly distributed AI deepfakes to be labeled as AI-generated. - cap prescription drug prices based on prices in other developed countries. - prohibit hospital facility fees for outpatient clinic services and telehealth visits. - require organizations spending on federal elections to disclose major donors and identify sponsors of online political ads.
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AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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limp brittzkit retweeted
Elon Musk now lives in a blue state after moving from California to Texas to live in a red state. He spent $224 million to keep Texas red, and failed.
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limp brittzkit retweeted
Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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I FEEL NONBINARY GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
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alice + olivia is seemingly selling the exact nicole kidman AMC fit but isn’t marketing it as such. just acting like it’s a normal outfit. i had to stop and take a photo like the mannequin was a celebrity
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limp brittzkit retweeted
what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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my kid is gonna be like “mom can i be spider-man for halloween?” and i’m gonna say sorry honey you have to be this hyper niche meme that only 4 people will understand
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i love gay halloween wdym you’re charlisle fanfic
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halloween is amazing bc i’m watching a cheetos bag and french fries puke next to each other
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not the double penetration popcorn
"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres. One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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how im walking into a data center if i get tricked by one more ai cute animal video
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