
she/her NY based comedian & little idiot mgmt: [email protected]
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Joined March 2010
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I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names
wow i can’t believe creating the ugliest car we’ve ever seen and making it so you could get trapped inside while it was on fire didn’t go well
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/t…
5pm after daylight savings feels like
foreboding voice: youre running out of time
me: for what?
foreboding voice: you just are
i think everyone should be able to look however they want/do whatever they want but i guess my only concern is that plastic surgery has gotten so common that every time i post a video of my REGULAR FACE people comment “wow she had way too much work done” so idk what to do ab that
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ok good job now pass popular bills and dare trump to veto them. here’s a starter set (all poll at 85% or higher):
- require hospitals to fully disclose costs before providing care.
- require background checks for all gun sales, including private sales.
- ban financial companies from selling customers’ personal data.
- require an enforceable supreme court ethics code.
- ban members of congress from trading individual stocks.
- prohibit former members of congress from becoming lobbyists for five years.
- prevent hospitals from charging more than doctors’ offices for identical outpatient services.
- establish a voluntary program helping employers provide paid family and medical leave.
- require publicly distributed AI deepfakes to be labeled as AI-generated.
- cap prescription drug prices based on prices in other developed countries.
- prohibit hospital facility fees for outpatient clinic services and telehealth visits.
- require organizations spending on federal elections to disclose major donors and identify sponsors of online political ads.
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Elon Musk now lives in a blue state after moving from California to Texas to live in a red state.
He spent $224 million to keep Texas red, and failed.
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Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
alice + olivia is seemingly selling the exact nicole kidman AMC fit but isn’t marketing it as such. just acting like it’s a normal outfit. i had to stop and take a photo like the mannequin was a celebrity
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
my kid is gonna be like “mom can i be spider-man for halloween?” and i’m gonna say sorry honey you have to be this hyper niche meme that only 4 people will understand
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not the double penetration popcorn
"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres.
One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn.
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…





















