new york /// @sideonedummy /// mgmt - @dan_doyle13 /// tweets by stoph
Rochester, NY
Joined April 2019
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getting recognized as stoph from carpool while bartending is very funny to me bc people say “wow this is so crazy to see you” and i’m like, “do u want fries or salad with your sandwich”
i can’t wait for my girlfriend to get home from copenhagen so we can watch the new secret lives of mormon wives season together i really miss her!!!
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Will never not be insane to me that during the drought we really had an offense with T.O., Marshawn, Fred Jackson, and prime Lee Evans.
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Thanks to a much appreciated plug of my books by Conan and Matt Groening, my short story "The Monster That Wouldn't Sink" is currently the #1 Best Seller on Amazon (in a very small and obscure category). I plan to use a portion of the $12 I will make on this for good deeds.
depop is crazy bc why are they emailing me 2 days after i placed my order that they’re reminding the seller to send it. dog i buy merch from bands and sell merch for my band, i fully expect to forget about it — get it in 7 months — and be super excited about that, leave em be
ocarina of time remake is such a slop cash grab it took the entire charm out. everything is soulless now.