Hasley Susan Knox: Still hasn't slept Crisp connaisseur Face Card for DAYS Hyper Active Music Otter Possibly a variant of Emma Frost NNNNNEEEERRRRRDDDDDD Actual Slacker Genious Definitely forgotten SOMETHING Knees people in the face for money Still hasn't found that damn sword

On today's edition of Helena can help but get weird old British three wheeled cars and do weird things to them.

And now to see your love set free You will need the Witch's cabin key Find the lady of the light gone mad with the night That's how you reshape destiny

Alright, Tubby, that's it, this means feckin' war.

Listen, if a Pluribus situation ever happens, I'm helpin' the Others round up strays. You weirdo talkin' monkeys could probably benefit from not bein' self governed for a few thousand years.

WHY IS THERE A SHITE TON OF SPICE CAKE ON MY PORCH? Like, who had four trucks' worth of this dropped off? I like them. Spice Cake rules. But my diet's about to get real bad and I remain confused. Hey, anyone want to test this and make sure it's not poisoned?

I hear you also don't feck with ghosts. Sup.

Team Sheet ghost and it consists of just me, roamin' around in a shoppin' cart, Old Gregg stunnin' folks and runnin' them over with the shoppin cart.

TEAM WET DOG, TEAM WET DOG, TEAM WET DOG. Who knows what the future holds, but I am in this Halloween Battle Royal, and I will be a sheet ghost.

You know, I haven't said anything, but it really, really does crank me craw that I got left off Uprisin's Reckonin' show. What with it bein' the Big One and me bein' just, you know, the second teir Champion and all. What bookin' since does that make?

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying "If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe" Oh, yeah, don't threaten me with a good time

WwwwoooOOOOOoooooo @HerLightOfHope I am the ghost of Uhaul's future.

Happy Birphday RayRay @SunnyRaylynn