I want a baby so I can make these kind of videos 💃... facebook.com/funkyouentertai… – at Michigan, USA
Mass twice a year... You're welcome Mom! #Chreasters 🎅🐣 – at Michigan, USA
The most inspiring travel reading I've ever done... Tip of the hat ladies and gents! @PORTERmagazine #IncredibleWomen 🙌👏 #Inspired
That moment when you realize you only put deodorant on one armpit... Sorry.... #fail – at Queens, NY
"Out of all the times I've blacked out, there's one thing in common. And, it's you!" - said, guess who? – at Brooklyn, NY
I can no longer count on my hands how many times I've walked out of the store without my purchase. Losing my mind. #old #TooBusySayinHi
Morning chats with dad: "hold on chad. I just hit something with this forklift. I guess this is why they say 'no phones'"... #multitasker 👍
That moment when you accidentally sign off an e-mail with "Xx" to a complete stranger! #SpreadTheLove
Channeling Cindy Crawford much? This is amazing! #CaitlynJenner - vanityfair.com/hollywood/201… #vanityfair #proud
That moment when your dad calls and tells you his cancer is officially gone but focuses on anal beads, bc the doctor said it was a no go ❤️
Little type inspiration #TypeTuesday - A new display font designed by Atipo salomefont.com/
"The only firm muscle on my body is between my legs," - Dad #MachoMan

